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"“You and Lilith
had sex, didn’t you? You know, sex before marriage is a sin.”
I pulled the pillow off my head and opened both eyes. “And what was
whatever you and Pandorian were doing in the prayer closet during
confession. Oh, right, scissoring. Is scissoring a sin?”
“No, actually, it’s not.”
“You double checked with god on that?”
“I did, and he said it’s fine.”
“Did he?”
“God loves lesbians.”
the way i cackled

"Sister Lilith shook her head. “We are not killing it.”
Delilyx, in her innocent yet determined tone, comically replied, “For his
sins he deserves death.”
“We’re not killing the bat, wow, you two are so violent.” Pls

"“You’re the worst nun.”
“Some might say I’m a demon.”
“Demon lips,” she whispered, her blue eyes dropping to my
mouth.
Instantly wet." the way i giggled

"My words vibrated against her pussy as she convulsed.
“Drown me in your living waters, Sister Lilith. Baptize me in you.” YO

"“Keep your eyes closed and accept my good
favor, Sister Lilith.”
“Yes,” she breathed, pressing her fists to her mouth and squinting
her eyes closed. “Fill me with you, lord.”
Jesus fucking christ." Milujem

"“Your studies at your church
abbey must be extensive.”
“Oh, they are,” she took another slurp of soup. “I could probably quote
the whole book of Proverbs if you asked me to.”
Reverend Mother nodded. “With such dedication to christ instilled upon
you, Sister, I find it bemusing that you’ve neglected to pray before eating.”
Sister Lilith stilled." LMAO ATE HER UP

". “So, what were you
doing in the forest yesterday?”
“The same as you, I suppose.”
“Catching moths to add to your dead insect collection? Fancy that, I’ve
never met another with my hobby.” lmao me

"“The honey of
heaven pours from your pussy" gayest shit ever i love that

"Even as a kid venturing into the
brush, I knew I’d rather happen upon a bear than a man." PERIOD

"My cheeks heated as my holy sisters looked on, oblivious. “Yes, in fact,
I did. Though, I could always have seconds…”
“Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, Sister Jezebella,”" LMAOOO

"If god exists, then she wants you to love whoever the fuck you want" i like how this is starting

PURRRRR LESBIANS HAHHAAH

bože normalne som sad, for my lesbians like helo give me happy vampire yuri not doomed

" Count Dracula. He is Aunt Réka’s nationalist
compatriot, who some months ago purchased a parcel of land from Uncle
Gabor’s estate. It is very kind of him to take in several ladies he has never
met, but he seems a generous sort." Oh i am sure he is.

"We have received an invitation from
my nationalist friend and yours, Count Dracula, to visit him at his ancestral
home. It is higher up in the mountains, on the other side of the Borgo Pass,
where we will be quite safe from the insect problem." mf really said if i cant come to hem these hoes will come to me xddd

"we gotta get miss eliza far away, not even to england so she can be safe from the vampyr." then sends her to transylvannia like are we deadass.

"He kissed her cheek, and the stickiness of
her own blood marked my mistress’s face. Tenderly, so tenderly, he
whispered into her ear. ‘Do not be downhearted. I will make you mother of
multitudes.’" AAAAAA EWW