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His tiddly little pillock is not so li'l after all.

Whodathunk, a virginal Dark Knight getting his cigar polished by a cougar.

Had no idea a housekeeper's job description back then included giving her employer a hand job. Wot an overachieving multi-tasker.

W/ the help of a Chinese doc, burn victim cum ex-model heroine successfully travels back in time into an Irish immigrant's body, just in the nick of time to pop out bundle of joy & give her up for adoption. Now she's tracking down her baby's adoptive parents by working as their maid.

Still waiting for interesting stuff to happen. Otha than hero's grieving bro making a move on heroine, nuffink stirs & shakens.

Do U understand me ? Be the 1 who wishes to go west when everyone else is going south. 4 that is the only woman I could ever allow myself to love. Because I need a woman to do more than love me. I need a woman willing to fight for me even when I am unable to fight for myself.

Who kissed U 1st ? I will kiss the memory of it away. I will run him through w/ a sword. I can't recall kissing anyone B4 U. I am ruined. I am happy. I'm afraid. I need to leave. U need to leave.

Prolly my last HP of the year. Boo hoo hoo... It bettah be good

I'm so screwed. My staycation is almost over. Gotta be back to work Sunday but I haven't even met my whopping 1 book challenge. 1st candidate for a loser-ville.

Ravenous for some juicy swashbuckling adventures...

So incredibly boring & clinical. Low on steam.

Off to Disneyland 8^B

Excellent road romance. Will reminds me so much of Carla Kelly heroes. Strong, honorable, ordinary origins w/ extraordinary traits.

H/h from opposite side of the tracks + road trip = a winning combo

Unbelievably excited to finally get my grubby paws on it... Thank gawd 4 lotsa pto cushion.

Miles challenges the villain to play poker game to decide the fate of his employee. Viv stands by her man.

Getting hawt & heavy, but the see-saw relationship is still not that compelling.

Not digging Miles & Viv yet. So switching to anotha book might rekindle interest. Will finish by 2012.

Methinks the heroine shouldn't put out that fast. It's kinda weird that she doesn't seem to suffer much from PTSD after being cooped up w/ a bloody corpse.

After turning heroine's friend into a roadkill, accidental murderer aka chivalrous hero fixes deaf heroine a tuna sandwich.

Anais reads Geoff's letter from his mum & gets her heart broken 'cuz he has allegedly set his caps on anotha chick. That's wot U get for snooping around !

Damn butlers. Why do they always interrupt when H/h are in the throes of dry humping ?

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I luv reading boinkable priests

Sprays self w/ Lysol B4 & after B-)~

In the mood for delish multi porking

The too-shexy-for-my-shirt lickalicious washboard abs.... worth the admission price alone. Me so horny. Wot a babe.

Vacay a month till June 12. Planning to cram in as many books as I can before hell starts frying my brain to a crisp. Some managers just don't get the concept of vacay. Why the zip do I still get work-related emails & phone calls ?