Tom Rackliff > Recent Status Updates

Notable quotes:

“If *Pink* had access to a spaceship that could travel 99.999999% of the speed of light, it would take her 18 years to make the round trip to Andromeda. She would, however, return to Earth 5million years in the future.”

If your life isn’t as good as it should be, try telling the truth (*or at least, don’t lie)

Memorable Quotes:

• “For an unhappy sloth favours the growth of envy”

• “Often a man who is very old in years has nothing beyond his age by which he can prove that he has lived a long time”