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Linda I have quickly grown incredibly fond of you

Epigraph from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Alexis Hall your mind

I think it's silly that Walden isn't more suspicious of this guy but I am willing to forgive it bc the rest slaps

What a great balm for the blues of having just been very disappointed by a book

I think I would probably read an entire book just about the regular daily life of this woman being a principal at a magical School even with no other plot

I fear the problems have overshadowed the fun

Yummmmm candy I eat it up

Unfortunately this is very slow

This is so ridiculous I'm having so much fun

everyone in this book acts like they’re 13

I fear this isn’t good but I do want to know whodunit so we persevere

if I’m right about who did it then I’m disappointed at how stupid this book thinks I am

can't stand the narrator's choices for the mom and sophia's voices

by natasha pulley standards that was pornographic

also the britishizing of non british people feels especially egregious when set this far in the past lmao

do not understand how greek mythology is being used but hopeful it will start to make sense eventually

lots of interesting things happening but jesus this needs to liner more on the events that happen. it's bam bam bam bam no time to reflect on the consequences

I saw a tweet a few weeks ago saying that if there were to be a lesbian heated rivalry it should be in a sport where being gay wasn't as common as women's hockey, maybe ballet. and then I saw this!

I’m having a lot of fun with this but also what on earth is going to happen in 7 more hours of audiobook

girl nooooo

listened to 6 hours of audiobook in one go. enthralling story.

the more she reveals the flimsier her excuses about why she can’t quit yet get

"this isn't the revolution I signed up for" girl I simply don't believe that it took you this long to realize Facebook is a evil business, confirmed by you immediately being like oh I'll fight it from the inside. come on.

every humiliating thing that happened to the employees on Sucession that you may have thought was too crazy to be real life was happening at Facebook it seems

“I did every evil thing Facebook ever asked of me no matter the cost to my personal life and family bc I’m an eldest daughter.”

if I got attacked by a shark and that night i kept waking my parents up to tell them i was actively dying from the injuries and they kept telling me to go back to sleep i dont know that i could ever forgive them

celebrity memoirs have got to figure out a way to talk about more famous celebrities they know without it feeling like random name dropping.

san antonio mention!

i love u doomed toxic yuri

I think feeling hurt when your boyfriend wants to go home after meeting your friend group for the first time and then spending like 18 hours with them is a little silly