Dorian McIntush > Recent Status Updates

lots of interesting things happening but jesus this needs to liner more on the events that happen. it's bam bam bam bam no time to reflect on the consequences

I saw a tweet a few weeks ago saying that if there were to be a lesbian heated rivalry it should be in a sport where being gay wasn't as common as women's hockey, maybe ballet. and then I saw this!

I’m having a lot of fun with this but also what on earth is going to happen in 7 more hours of audiobook

girl nooooo

listened to 6 hours of audiobook in one go. enthralling story.

the more she reveals the flimsier her excuses about why she can’t quit yet get

"this isn't the revolution I signed up for" girl I simply don't believe that it took you this long to realize Facebook is a evil business, confirmed by you immediately being like oh I'll fight it from the inside. come on.

every humiliating thing that happened to the employees on Sucession that you may have thought was too crazy to be real life was happening at Facebook it seems

“I did every evil thing Facebook ever asked of me no matter the cost to my personal life and family bc I’m an eldest daughter.”

if I got attacked by a shark and that night i kept waking my parents up to tell them i was actively dying from the injuries and they kept telling me to go back to sleep i dont know that i could ever forgive them

celebrity memoirs have got to figure out a way to talk about more famous celebrities they know without it feeling like random name dropping.

san antonio mention!

i love u doomed toxic yuri

I think feeling hurt when your boyfriend wants to go home after meeting your friend group for the first time and then spending like 18 hours with them is a little silly

I guess it's on me for not expecting a book about finding love on fake world of warcraft would include so much fake world of warcraft gameplay

first a san antonio mention and now a character went to UT??????? was not expecting so much texas in this book

san antonio mention???????

this is making me miss college rf kuang i am counting on you to destroy that nostalgia

the real horror is what too much screen time does to young children

dread

WOW IM ANGRY

didn’t plan to read two memoirs by australians back to back but that’s how the libby crumbles sometimes

the narrator reminds me of glados

the college football coach scouting in an internment camp

"Bedivere loved God, but he loved Arthur more"

upsetting how boring this is

DUDE

ride or die grandma “museums didn’t have to leave all that stuff just lying around” that’s so funny

successfully talking a cop out of giving you a parking ticket while you have two paintings you just stole from a museum shoved up your jacket is CRAZY

Emily Austin when I get my hands on you