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Listening to Trisha explain her plan to baby trap Mick Jagger is exactly what my morning commute has been missing

Let Yetta break a man's leg- as a treat

I think I was a union rep in a past life.

Pass the gabagool

If Bella’s pregnancy in Breaking Dawn traumatized you as a tween, this one’s for you 🫵

I knew Ronald Reagan would have something to do with this.

Someone said this was like a Twilight x Jersey Shore crossover and I had to see what was going on there.