Elizabeth Atkinson > Recent Status Updates

so far ths is absolutely the best bk Ive ever read. PLEASE stay good

MISANDRY IS OK WHEN MEN BEHAVE LIKE THIS

Why do these popular bits always have a really weird cringe bit where you’re like ?????????
Why’s she talking to someone who’s bleeding out about to die about being on stage. WHAT.

just laughed out lod im embarrassed

im imagining being one of the maids in this chapter. thbe gossip would thrill me for weeks

think i just audibly gasped

omg this is so tense, i dont trust ANYONE right now.

main character complaining about her kids all the time. yawn just solve the mystery.

ugh is this just a hate letter about being a mum???

Feels like this book should be over already??? Started so strong but….. it’s fading. Think it would be more interesting if the girl WAS an alien……

Stop your women’s ears with wax 5/5 omg

Granite 3/5 no comment

Smack 5/5 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Cassandra after 5/5 a billion gay stars 🌈

Salt slow. Accidentally read a spoiler of this before I started the final short story and I think it’s made it even better knowing what’s coming.

Can’t wait to finish but also never want this to end.

The great awakening 4/5.
Super creepy and unnerving. Weird.

The collectibles 3/5
Frankenstein basically.

Formerly feral 4/5
Basically I want a wolf called Helen

Stop your women’s ears with wax.
Haven’t finished yet but omg the writing is 10/10 I could quote almost every sentence!!

SPOILERS


First short story - Mantis.
2/5
Love the way it was written, was sure this was a story about a girl with Epidermolysis bullosa and was going to be about a love interest/overcoming one’s physical hang ups/how other people don’t care half as much about you as you do.

But no. She literally turned into a giant fucking praying mantis and no amount of deep dive/reading into it has explained why.

💓🍄‍🟫💓🍄‍🟫

If Kate Sawyers “the stranding” wasn’t inspired by this book 📖

If this wasn’t for book club I would put this book down now.

The question “my friend’s husband made a pass at me, do I tell her?” Was answered with
- how drunk was he
- is he normally a nice fella
- how well do you know this “friend”

The answer started with

“Oh God. The stuff of nightmares. Poor you.”

Total drivel. Michelle Elman would NEVER.

Slay

how are a couple tennis matches so exciting

I don’t want this series to end 🙂‍↔️

Nervous bcos this is my book club pick and there’s 3 girlies forced to read this against their will

Omg 😦

Stratt is the best character in the world hands down 100% and she isn’t even the main character.

“He does jazz hands. I throw some jazz hands back.”

High recommend.

tandem x

Have I got some weird boot leg version….? Why’s there so much slammin’ 🕊️

Tandem xxxxxx

the tandem read is GIVING