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mark zuckerberg when i catch you

what the fuck is going on, genuinely

okay so…what now?

vorik, go save this girl IMMEDIATELY

“jeans”???? we’re wearing jeans in magical fantasy school? right, right

oh please do NOT piss me off

okay obviously she’s an obsidian wielder or whatever and there’s probably obsidian in the cliffside which is why it broke. next.

girl….come on now

siiiiiiighhhhhh. let’s get things moving please

girl…this man razed your entire kingdom to the ground….have some self respect

realized i subconsciously started hearing the Shrek 2 soundtrack in my head while i read this….right, right

The host reference????

and hunger games. this book really hits all the classics

and this is violet and xaden coded. we’re reheating everyone’s nachos i guess

okay i retract my previous statement. she’s essentially Draco malfoy’s sister joining Slytherin

reheating divergent nachos?

I’m so sorry but this is hitting….it’s so bad but like please she’s my friend

don’t look at me, i needed a comfort reread

we should all be worshipping the ground Tessa Dare walks on and i really mean that

doing my annual reread don’t mind me

Cincinnati mention let’s go

this is just the plot of ratatouille

ugh i forgot how bonkers these books are. i love them

Jesus Christ i wasn’t expecting dismemberment by train to make an appearance in this book but ok

good for her!!!!!! girl-bossery at levels we have never seen before

i 🩷 vampires

what else could possibly happen in this book……