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Come on, I was really liking this, but I'm pretty sure you can't tell animal species apart just by looking at the cells without doing any kind of dna analysis. There's ways to do pcr tests in the field but I doubt the expedition got that.

Saying that murder is good for the victims' karma is the best justification of murder.

ok does the black guy have a name

Jesus christ lady, you can knock it off with the similes already.

En un planeta minúsculo, que corre hacia la nada desde millones de años, nacemos en medio de dolores, crecemos, luchamos, nos enfermamos, sufrimos, hacemos sufrir, gritamos, morimos, mueren y otros están naciendo para volver a empezar la comedia inútil.

It may have taken me 2 hours to understand only 50 pages but at least shit actually happened. This book is giving me a headache but it's still a vast improvement over Jane Eyre because at least it's about REAL problems, not some governess worrying over whether she likes her creepy dickish master or not.

Uh, considering he locked his wife in a room in his giant creepy mansion for a decade, i think mr rochester is the crazy one here.

is it possible for this woman to write a sentence with less than 50 words in it

SO. MUCH. DRAMA.

OH SNAP

Apparently matar, which means to kill in spanish, means pea pod in Urdu. Interesting...

THE PLOT THICKENS...

"I faint? I, Ill? Do you take me for a half- woman or a simpering schoolgirl? When I am insulted, I do not faint and I do not turn ill. No, I seek revenge, do you hear?

Beware the foe bringing gifts

"Ha, Monsieur Hypocrite, this time I've caught you studying theology."

"And I shall send you back to Mass, Monsieur L' Abbé, to a mass said over your corpse. Draw, if you please, and instantly-"