Stephanie > Recent Status Updates

I never thought I would say this, but I’m starting to hate Phoebus just as much (maybe even more) than Frollo. How is that possible?

I feel like I’m listening to Michael Scott try out 50 million first lines for his speech at Phyllis’ wedding. Pick a story and STICK WITH IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'm sorry, but it's like the author thought up the most ridiculous things possible and went "Yeah, the horse can do that cause it's MAGIC"


This is stupid.

Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you guys don’t love each other. You’ve known each other for like, a month.

I'm going to lose it if this chick says "core" one more time

I’m not even an hour into this thing and we already have the MMC wandering around without his shirt and making eyes at the (married!) FMC. This is going to be painful.

This book keeps piling on the information but I keep getting more and more confused 😑

I want to talk to this friend that thinks flat shoes are only for horseback riding 😭

Not to belittle your pain or anything, but I have to ask...what exactly did you think was going to happen??? I feel like you shouldn't be surprised, because I'm not.

Girl, you have GOT to stop calling yourself a secret squirrel. Like, come on, this is serious 😭

It's a little desperate to ask an 18-year-old with no experience to help with a FBI investigation, isn't it?

You both suck. I can't even believe how much you both suck

I don’t think I’ve ever hated two MCs quite this much before. I hope they both end up unhappy and loveless.

Listen, are we going to do these unbelievably stupid metaphors all the way through? Cause if so, I’ll ditch this thing right now and save myself the pain, this is a 20 hour audiobook

Man, we're just making ALL of our decisions with our hormones, AREN'T WE

Girl, maybe if you stop charging through things like a bull in a china shop, this quest would be so much easier. Just saying 😭

Omg, there are so many unnecessary hyphens 😭 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the word “mathematically” DOES NOT HAVE A HYPHEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

I'm only an hour and twenty minutes into this, but I NEED them to stop using "mad" as an adjective. Please. I'm begging you.

Stooooooop, I’m going to cry 🥹💜

Lucy's not the brightest bulb, is she?

Listen…I did not sign up for time travel. I don’t want it

You know, I think I was lying to myself about how much I enjoyed this the first time 😅

I'm so very close to being done with these stupid teenage hormones. There's a literal monster chasing you, now is not the time to lose your mind with pleasure because he kissed the inside of your wrist.

Wait, I’m nervous now, why do I still have 4 hours?? 😭

This dog had BETTER survive because I am already in love with her