Micah > Recent Status Updates

“I had to concentrate on securing the bag”

me every day

“Cue might be the inexperienced one when it came to sex, but Loth was certainly a virgin when it came to feelings.”

Ok I’m enjoying this book so far however, this might just be the most cringe sentence I’ve ever read in the entirety of my life

“Fuck the state”

Ok, moood

“His mind was foggy, his vision not quite right. It was as if he’d indulged in some of the so-called ‘medicinal herbs’ that you could buy if you knew the right person, the ones that gave off an intoxicating vapour.”

I wish I had some medicinal herbs right now if you know you know what I’m saying and I think you do

It’s wild how much I like this book while simultaneously being repulsed

“Move please,” a female voice says. I stand back up and turn just in time to see a blonde bimbo step around Jonas.”

Ok, sexist comment aside for a moment I don’t think anyone has actually said bimbo since the mid 2000s. Now back to the sexist comment what was gained by including this in the book

“After the bags are gone through and sorted, I see a few boxes of pots, pans and dishes. I squeal…I know, totally girly…but whatev”

This sentence weird. Is this weird to anyone else? This feels weird…

“Thanks sweetheart.” A bright smile blooms on her face as she bats her eyes at me again. She thinks she is getting somewhere with me, but she isn’t. I call a lot of girls sweetheart, she is nothing special, or at least to me she isn’t.”

What kind of main character is this 😂😂 he needs to be STABBED

“I stood, pretending my knees didn’t creak as I did.”

Most relatable line of the century

“Fashion? A cult? Or something else?”

This is going to be the title of my life story

“Someone liked a little drama.”

Mood

The main character is basically like “He didn’t put a collar on me today and chain me to a wall. He loves me xoxox ♥️” 😂😂

“He lumps his plate with a mountain of food twice the size of mine.
“That’s some appetite,” I say. “You going to eat all that?”

I hate bitches like this. Like this is my plate. You handle yours and let me do me!🤬🤬

If you can write a book that has ghosts, demons, dragons, vampires, werewolves & angels... you can write a book with a person of color as a character. It’s 2021 like c’mon *VERY ETHNiC SIGH* onto the next book I guess

“There were three normal looking people at the counter, two women and one man, all as white bread as could be.”

This is what we call a micro aggression. Which this book seems to be fond of. If I read one more I’m returning.

“blond curls to decorate the crown of his head, and a tiny sweep to soften his forehead, sides cut too close to allow for any shape.”

This is the exact haircut every romance author has used since 2012. I’m tired. Aren’t y’all?

“You sure can talk,” he said at one point.
Damien looked away. “Oh, you can go if you—”
“I’m good here,” Gonzalo interrupted.”

YES. MY BOY IS MAKING MOVES

“nobody tells you about the smell. The sticky almost-sweetness of alcohol, the haze of weed, the musk of sweaty bodies. It seemed to ramp up the noise of the music and laughter, the sudden feeling of being in a confined space with so many people.”

OMG I MISS PARTIES SO MUCH

So I’m a dumb bitch and randomly picked this book based off of the cover. SHOULD’VE READ THE SYNOPSIS FIRST. I have to take frequent breaks while reading. This book is TRAUMA. i mean it’s good and I’m enjoying myself but god damn is it emotionally exhausting

“He was safe. The cut was just his body. No one was getting to his soul anymore.”

this is coming from an abused child and ITS BREAKING MY BREAK

I didn’t think this book would be as serious as it is but I’m legit sitting here in TEARS. This poor boy. I wanna give him a hug so bad

“Dee screamed “Fajitas!” and shot across the room and into the kitchen”

Mood

I haven’t read a book written in third person in FOREVER. It’s kind of annoying? Micah did this. Micah did that. Bitch what DIDN’T Micah do

Ok I got I gotta admit... I got this book solely because the main character’s name is Micah. And well... twins

“Colin poked at his phone like he wished it was an old-fashioned landline he could slam back down into its cradle”

RANDOM THOUGHT:

Anyone remember flip phones, getting in an argument and then slamming it closed? Felt so dramatic and powerful

“Gods, I hated happy couples.”

Me

Ok... this book has zero character descriptions to the point of aggravation. The main character is a shifter but it doesn’t mention what kind of shifting. Just says he’s a cat. Has anyone else read this?? Did I miss what kind of cat the main character is??

This book is weirdly making me crack the fuck up. There’s a lot of snarky banter which i haven’t liked in other books because it gets to be too much but so far this book has a good balance and I really am giggling. Picked this on a whim and wasn’t expecting it is all

“But Mikhail was beginning to understand how love forgave the unforgivable.”

(Spoiler) A couple of chapters ago mikhail attacked a clinic and tortured & killed some of the sick and wounded. I feel like I wouldn’t be forgiving. But maybe that’s why I’m single. I digress

If this were the real world, Mikhail would be a cop. That tells me everything I need to know