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I have more reasons for reading this book than simply seeing Harry Potter beat a person to death with his own flaccid penis, but those other reasons aren't nearly as fun to talk about.

"All right. But what can we do? It seems to me that the only thing is to pawn our overcoats and get some food."

Three pages into his long-winded soliloquy on love, Charlie describes robbing his brother and using the money to purchase time with a sex slave. What. The. Fuck. Charlie. I don't think you know what you're talking about.