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Two things:
1. Weird to refer to real animation studios and animated films in this book when The Charm Offensive was essentially just an alternate universe version of the Bachelor with an alternate reality version of Star Trek
2. If Meredith is her best friend why is she letting Ellie be alone for every Christmas? Hmm?

I am begging Alessandra to use her critical thinking skills

Why is she constantly talking about how smelly the artist is

WeGrow might legitimately be the weirdest part of this whole ordeal so far and that's saying something

Paper Towns but for academics

"I bid you keep your tears to deplore your own errors ... I desire that your useless letter may be the last of it's kind."

Icon behavior

"okay we definitely overreacted but at least we won't be known for witchcraft like Sweden"

guys I have some bad news

Why are there no broomstick regulations at Hogwarts? You're saying if you have a few hundred surplus galleons you can just be infinitely faster than everyone on the team? In any other school sport that would be insane.

The fact that I might have to wait three weeks to get this back on Libby.

Jane Austen if there was magic and the main character was Mr. Collins

Abolish pointless third act break ups!

This book made me laugh out loud on the T which is one of the highest compliments I can bestow