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I’m two chapters and if this really turns out to be a bullshit Cinderella retelling…I’m gonna rage and ask for a manager.

Dear Sandwich,
I’m sorry for thinking you were the worst thing I read this year…

I’m not gonna lie…I already hate this.

About to enter my fish/plant mom era

What the actual fuck is happening in this book.
And there’s so many bugs.
And the body horror 😱

Petition for this to be re-recorded for the 20th anniversary and Kristen Stewart reads this to me.

At close to 600 pages, I think it is best to start this early so I’m not stressing about finishing it in time for September’s book club.

This is not for me.

This is either gonna be terrible terrible or amazingly terrible.

😱🤔😡
The faces I made when I found out why Kennedy is dealing with grief/guilt.
This books is wild.

The people who love The Real Housewives would eat this up.
I’m not one of those people.

This is pretty cringe but I’m going to keep reading.

Me seeing the cover of this book and yelling nothing better happen to see beautiful doggo on the cover!

I have a lot to theories about how this is gonna end.

TBH I’m not enjoying this.

I am loving this so far.

I’m either gonna love this or loathe this. There will be no between feelings.

I’ve started so many books these last few days and can’t focus on any of them.
Trying to knock out this super short one.