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TrashConnoisseur is on page 270 of 310 of Forged by Magic (Falling for Fables, #1)
This read is too frustrating to count as cozy
Jan 05, 2026 11:22PM Add a comment
Forged by Magic (Falling for Fables, #1)

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is on page 30 of 310 of Forged by Magic (Falling for Fables, #1)
This doesn't feel very cozy right now, it's a rather dark and upsetting start for a supposed cozy fantasy
Jan 04, 2026 08:20AM Add a comment
Forged by Magic (Falling for Fables, #1)

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 85% done with King & Queen (RELIC #3)
Feels very tone-deaf when the book goes on about inclusion and respect but then conveniently kicks someone's discomfort to the curb (e.g. Simon fainting during the drag prep but still being forced to do it)
Dec 25, 2025 01:48PM Add a comment
King & Queen (RELIC #3)

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 55% done with When Shadows Seek Light
Bruh I wanna like this so badly but the writing is all over the place
Its established that the ml is different than how FL imagined and holds values she supports so why is she reverting back to the
He's a prince of everything I stand against, I should hate him?
I'm loosing braincells
Jun 21, 2024 02:22PM Add a comment
When Shadows Seek Light

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 30% done with When Shadows Seek Light
Bruh Matthias names no goddam sense
Nobody knows the snake advisor is in the woods? Waddaya mean it wouldn't do any good to harm him?!
I swear Matthias just wants drama
Jun 20, 2024 03:28PM Add a comment
When Shadows Seek Light

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TrashConnoisseur is 27% done with When Shadows Seek Light
Why does the character writing feel so stale although I got all the ingredients I like
Jun 20, 2024 03:27PM Add a comment
When Shadows Seek Light

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TrashConnoisseur is 19% done with When Shadows Seek Light
Ah wait the ml is a musician so this makes perfect sense
Jun 20, 2024 11:48AM Add a comment
When Shadows Seek Light

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 19% done with When Shadows Seek Light
ML seems a bit like a masochist with a flair for the dramatic
Jun 20, 2024 11:46AM Add a comment
When Shadows Seek Light

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 51% done with Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)
“That’s not very nice,” she complains breathlessly.
“I’m a reaper. I’m not supposed to be nice.”
“You are to me,” she says softly.
I place another kiss on her thigh and drag my teeth against her soft skin.
“That’s true. But only for you, little cupid.”
Jun 19, 2024 10:31PM Add a comment
Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is 42% done with Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)
Maybe I do have a fucking heart after all, or maybe it’s a black hole in my chest stamped with her name.
Jun 19, 2024 10:30PM Add a comment
Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)

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TrashConnoisseur is 39% done with Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)
Love slides her hand under the table and places a reassuring hand on my thigh. It does nothing to calm my nerves, it just makes my dick hard.
Jun 19, 2024 10:30PM Add a comment
Petty Cupid (Love in the Veil, #1)

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TrashConnoisseur is 90% done with Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)
I slept with my body pressed to May’s back, my shadow entangled in her so thoroughly, I doubted I’d ever manage to pull it away.
Jun 19, 2024 06:41AM Add a comment
Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)

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TrashConnoisseur is 90% done with Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)
As she licked her fingers again, I shook my head and pressed her closer, not caring that I was spreading my mess—May’s snack—over both our bodies.
Jun 19, 2024 06:39AM Add a comment
Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)

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TrashConnoisseur is 38% done with Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)
My beautiful bride, all wrapped up in my shadow, as she should be.
Jun 19, 2024 06:38AM Add a comment
Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)

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TrashConnoisseur is 29% done with Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)
Maybe the hearts of living things could beat in lust as strongly as they did in terror. Maybe her body was broken, too, her survival instinct malfunctioning.“Still nervous?” I asked, trying to smooth my energies, tearing my shadow away from her with force that made me hurt.
Jun 19, 2024 06:37AM Add a comment
Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)

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TrashConnoisseur is 8% done with Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)
And as I watched my bride in wonder, delighting in her beauty and the open way she looked at me, eyes unafraid, my shadow broke free and surged for her, hungry, starving, ravenous.It wrapped around her until she whimpered from terror.
Jun 19, 2024 06:37AM Add a comment
Wed to the Lich (Arranged Monster Mates, #8)

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TrashConnoisseur is 78% done with The Wallflower
“So, I had a date planned with this girl today,” he began, slowly walking towards me as he looked at the roses, tracing his finger along the petal of one. “Prettiest thing I’ve ever seen, but unfortunately the date kinda fell through. She, uh, ghosted me for a meeting with some Mafia boss.”
Jun 18, 2024 11:51AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 72% done with The Wallflower
This was the second time Dean had whisked me away from a disagreement with my mother. It was also the second time he had taken me somewhere where the crime rate might’ve been a little questionable.
Jun 18, 2024 11:51AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 72% done with The Wallflower
The whole interaction was giving me heart palpitations for two reasons. The first was that my mother looked like she was about to strangle Dean, and the second was because Dean looked really good in a backward cap.
Jun 18, 2024 11:50AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 71% done with The Wallflower
My mother bristled and stepped forward. “You are not welcome here.”“That’s debatable,” someone in the back of the group scoffed quietly.
Jun 18, 2024 11:50AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 71% done with The Wallflower
“Lily, do not answer that door,” she hissed quickly and followed me out into the entry hall with the others in tow.I pulled the door open before Dean could knock.“Hello,” I smiled, suddenly breathless as I held the door open.His lips stretched into a lopsided grin. Lifting the sunglasses from his nose and folding them into his hand, his eyes went to the women gathering behind me.
Jun 18, 2024 11:49AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 71% done with The Wallflower
Right on the dot of 8 AM, Susan would’ve lifted her fist to knock except the door swung inward before she had the chance. She slapped her suspended hand back to her chest with a gasp at what she saw; a six-foot-three, heavily tattooed Italian man standing in the doorway. His black hair was a little disheveled and his shirt only buttoned halfway up.
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The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 70% done with The Wallflower
“You know,” he began, still leaning into his hands. “There are other ways to get intimate without taking off clothes.”Suddenly feeling hot and heavy all over again, I swallowed and said coyly, “Such as?”His gaze darkened. “Touch is a pretty good start,” he said, bringing his mouth to my collarbone with a sweep of his tongue against my skin.I tilted my head to one side as my eyelids fluttered, reveling in the feeling
Jun 18, 2024 11:48AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 70% done with The Wallflower
“Right, sorry. I forgot I was meant to be the distraction,” he smirked and braced his hands on the counter, either side of my legs. It brought him closer, pressing his thighs against my shins.Distraction was an understatement. But it was working.I tried to make the movement as casual as possible, parting my legs as I focused just a little more on his lip — his mouth.
Jun 18, 2024 11:48AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 60% done with The Wallflower
Until his foot caught on the sidewalk, and he scuffed the bottom of his shoe in the subtlest of stumbles.I might’ve smiled if I wasn’t so freaking nervous.His expression looked faintly awestruck as he slowed to a stop in front of me.
Jun 18, 2024 11:47AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 60% done with The Wallflower
I quietly cleared my throat and Dean glanced up, brushing a hand over his combed back, black hair. One stubborn strand fell loose as his eyes landed on me. For a split second, his gaze remained indifferent, before realization struck and his brows rose as his eyes did so over me. Until his foot caught on the sidewalk, and he scuffed the bottom of his shoe in the subtlest of stumbles.I might’ve smiled if I wasn’t so
Jun 18, 2024 11:47AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 22% done with The Wallflower
He studied my ankle and then dragged his eyes to my face as he drew back on his cigarette. "At least you didn't run the dumpster into me again." He flicked ash to the ground.I grimaced. "You remember that?"
Jun 18, 2024 11:46AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

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TrashConnoisseur is 4% done with The Wallflower
For a second, his eyes came to Kira and me. The casual glance heightened my anxiety and triggered my fight, flight, or make-a-fool-of-myself response
Jun 18, 2024 11:45AM Add a comment
The Wallflower

TrashConnoisseur
TrashConnoisseur is on page 950 of 1103 of Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating
Jing Huan said, “You’re acting like my dad ah. If you’re not asking when I’m studying, you’re asking when I’m taking an exam.”
Xiang Huaizhi couldn’t help laughing and had just wanted to say something.
Jing Huan leaned over and whispered, “Daddy.”
Xiang Huaizhi: “…”
Once again, Xiang Huaizhi felt the same emotions that he had felt on their wedding day, when Jing Huan had called him “husband”.
Jun 14, 2024 01:41AM Add a comment
Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

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TrashConnoisseur is on page 900 of 1103 of Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating
When we were just in the library, you had decided to perish together with the review syllabus
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Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

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