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Omggggg just tell us whose kid she is already

Just looked up handmade lace and JESUS

Ok slipping abortifacients into the entire house’s tea supply is actually so fucked up like I presume someone is trying to kill someone else bc at this point in history?? I cannot imagine having a miscarriage is handled any better than a live birth is, and the maternal death rate NOW is unconscionable so it must have been truly trash back then :(

Calling it now: Ingleton is somehow involved with the mystery lawyer situation. Lovell too, I bet.

How old would we say Georgie is

INTENSELY SAD FACE EMOJI

Let’s do this, Finland.

Oh my CHRIST Leopold wrap it the fuck UPPPP

If this series is UNFINISHED I will flip a table

Jfc Pierre could you be more useless

Omggggg I get itttt Kutuzov is faaaat

Why is Natasha so dumb

Aaaaaaaaaah make it stoooooopppp

When does Randolph Churchill die bc he’s overdue

Omg wrap it up pls this is grimmmm

Getting really tired of dogs dying in these

Ugh why am I reading another one of these bummers

Aidan about to hurt himself and others operating on the scant information like he is

Fuuuuuuuck this just got very stressful

There’s no way this guy isn’t riddled with syphilis

Excited to see if this one is as bad as the last one!

Whew fuck these rich people frfr

If this guy doesn’t back tf up

Literally every other paragraph is one of them talking about how attractive the other is. I GET IT. LET’S MOVE ON PLEASE.

Idk why but the term/phrase “love play” is mildly horrifying

How big is this balcony that they’re getting up to all kinds of nonsense and no one has caught them yet

These two can’t be as dumb as the previous idiots, pls pls pls

These two might be the most frustratingly uncommunicative idiots I’ve ever encountered in any book I’ve ever read omg

If he kisses her right after she booted…

Jfc these two are SO DUMB