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Ok but she was 17 when Maxwell died so…

Ok I particularly enjoy the book discussions in each volume of THIS UNFINISHED SERIES LINDSEY

I’m fairly certain this book doesn’t end in murder and that’s a shame because Archibald has got to do

Omg omg omg not selling her dad’s books for a WORSE education

Omg finishing the book is killing me

This book is the opposite of calming and I probably shouldn’t be reading it right before bed

Omg this is GRIM

Feels like you’d need to put one of those Monsters Inc. things over Silicon Valley to disinfect the entire area jfc

I do not think I need to hear about her dad’s penis

I love a juicy cult book so this better deliver

Oh I would have been hung for a witch if these crazy bitches had accused me of shit. You think whatever my specter is doing to you hurts? Wait till I get my hands on you fr hoo buddy.

Omg wrapping this series up idc about the other books anymore I gotta be done with this

Just making a mess of the pool table for no good goddamn reason

I’m getting through these if it kills me

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME CHRISTI

I have some questions about the cover dude’s chest like is he ok

On to the next historical crazy lady!

Ope we’ve got sexy fly fishing lessons

Whew the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre is quite the bummer

Omg dude left her at the altar??? And wants her back? Clown shit.

Getting really tired of reading about people dying of end stage syphilis and gonorrhoea

Just all over the place trying to read these bitches in order

Jfc this kid is going to fall through the ice into that frozen ass river while they’re debating British class differences

If this man’s damage is ADHD…

Didn’t even read this one in order my b

I’m not googling whether it’s wise to engage in sexual congress so soon after suffering a debilitating migraine that had you up vomiting half the night, but I sure want to!

Sidebar what’s happening on the cover though it looks like she’s trying to ascertain a pulse through his chest

I swear to god like there’s one conversation or paragraph’s worth of action that happens per chapter, and the rest of each chapter is just her characters thinking and saying the same shit over and over.

Goddddd gotta get through THIS series before I finish that other book COME ON

I guess you’re hoping all your staff who are also spies are just not paying attention