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Not Cade and Calida

WHEW yeah that’ll fuck anyone up in the head for sure

I sincerely hope they are wiping their hands or something with all this handling of cats

Imagine getting a box of old wedding cake in the mail

Bruh how long IS this waltz

Where are the children during all this nonsense

Really reaching with these titles

Oh right

Does this…get less grim at any point

I mean tbf maybe let the man take a nap before he tries to propose marriage again

Wheeeeew we are scraping the barrel with this guy here hoo buddy

Sus lord!

Has she spent ANY time with the child she was brought to London to comfort??

Whew y’all are clowns

I truly need gif capability up in this bitch bc I have no words atm

How big is this house if you’ve got a crazy guy shooting stuff and it doesn’t wake up your kid

This child is way too chill about moving from a big fun family to a new mom and dad he’s never met before

Ain’t no way a four year old plays chess

Is she still wearing only one shoe in the rain or

Y’all are so lucky his little brother is deaf I mean REALLY

Aaaaah so stressed lol

Aaaaaah not spit! D:

Omg his dad is on the other side of the wall you freaks

Let’s see if I can make it through this series

I mean it’s a kind of rude to show up to someone’s party and then give birth there

A conservatory might SOUND like a romantic spot to lose one’s virginity, but I have to imagine that in practice it’s quite uncomfortable.

Girl you have zero idea where that man has put that thumb

Y’all are going to be THROWN OUT of this delightful little boarding house for these shenanigans!!!

If this book is trying to say Mr. Bingley is a murderer I will have to throw the whole series away.

Is Valerie somehow working with His Majesty to track Havelock