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Kristina is starting Loved by a Duke (The Heart of a Duke, #4)

Well first of all the woman on either version of the cover is anything resembling plump, so that’s a demerit right there

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Loved by a Duke (The Heart of a Duke, #4)

Kristina is starting Gluttony: The Dominant Sinner (Seven Deadly Sins Book 7)

Oh lord we’re back to unnecessary italics

— Feb 18, 2026 02:42AM Add a comment

Gluttony: The Dominant Sinner (Seven Deadly Sins Book 7)

Kristina is 70% done with Alchemised

Omg how is this book getting even MORE grim

— Feb 13, 2026 03:29AM Add a comment

Kristina is 68% done with Alchemised

At this point I’m going to need a recap for the third part

— Feb 13, 2026 03:01AM Add a comment

Kristina is 63% done with Alchemised

Y’all are kissing in the sewers why am I reading so many sewer-based stories rn???

— Feb 12, 2026 07:09PM Add a comment

Kristina is 61% done with Alchemised

This is like the third hunger games book but longer and gorier

— Feb 12, 2026 06:50PM Add a comment

Kristina is 60% done with Alchemised

Frfr why am I doing this to myself

— Feb 12, 2026 06:35PM Add a comment

Kristina is 58% done with Alchemised

Fuck ME this book is like snorting raw PTSD straight to your brain help

— Feb 12, 2026 06:15PM Add a comment

Kristina is 37% done with Alchemised

Having the same problem that I do with Reylo fanfic - these guys are war criminals! Murderers and shit! That is not sexy!!

— Feb 12, 2026 05:58AM Add a comment

Kristina is 27% done with Alchemised

So we’ve got The Poppy War + zombies + The Handmaid’s Tale, and now we’re sprinkling a little Twilight-death-baby on top? Come on now.

— Feb 11, 2026 11:08PM Add a comment

Kristina is 23% done with Alchemised

Bruuuuuuuuuh now we’re raping?? Really? Cannibalism wasn’t hardcore enough for you?

— Feb 11, 2026 10:26PM Add a comment

Kristina is 20% done with Alchemised

My goddddd how is there 80% more story left??

— Feb 11, 2026 09:43PM Add a comment

Kristina is 13% done with Alchemised

If this heffa is already sharing her brain with Harry while Draco’s tiring break in

— Feb 11, 2026 07:02PM Add a comment

Kristina is 13% done with Alchemised

Please tell me this gets less depressing eventually cripes

— Feb 11, 2026 06:47PM Add a comment

Kristina is 3% done with Alchemised

Bruh what the FUCK is this zombie HP fanfic

— Feb 11, 2026 12:05PM Add a comment

Kristina is 78% done with The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

DOG IN BOOTS!!!!

— Feb 09, 2026 08:50PM Add a comment

Kristina is 53% done with The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

TALK TO SVETLANAAAAAA

— Feb 09, 2026 06:04PM Add a comment

Kristina is starting Undressed with the Marquess (Lost Lords of London, #3)

The dudes on the cover look like 2000s era hipster band guys

— Feb 09, 2026 05:30AM Add a comment

Undressed with the Marquess (Lost Lords of London, #3)

Kristina is 82% done with In the Dark with the Duke (Lost Lords of London, #2)

This heffa has 18% of the book left to get through what seems like 80% of the plot

— Feb 08, 2026 08:41PM Add a comment

Kristina is 60% done with In the Dark with the Duke (Lost Lords of London, #2)

Wait. So she wants to give self defense classes to the masses and he…thinks she’s stealing his moves?

— Feb 08, 2026 03:32PM Add a comment

Kristina is 66% done with Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

Christ I used to think I was terminally online but I didn’t know shit lol

— Feb 06, 2026 08:33PM Add a comment

Kristina is 51% done with Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

Christ this is grim where are the alien overlords already

— Feb 06, 2026 06:56PM Add a comment

Kristina is 45% done with Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

I should have realized this would be about porn but omg help D:

— Feb 06, 2026 06:13PM Add a comment

Kristina is starting Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

Oh hey I love being bummed out let’s gooooooooooo

— Feb 06, 2026 03:49PM Add a comment

Kristina is 53% done with In Bed with the Earl (Lost Lords of London, #1)

You know what’s a great idea? Squatting in the Sewer King’s fancy mansion! Totally fine and ok especially after you doxxed him!

— Feb 05, 2026 05:01PM Add a comment

Kristina is 15% done with In Bed with the Earl (Lost Lords of London, #1)

“You know what the people want? A regency ninja turtles!” Said NO ONE.

— Feb 05, 2026 06:17AM Add a comment

Kristina is starting In Bed with the Earl (Lost Lords of London, #1)

Dude literally lives in the sewers - there’s no way he’s healthy

— Feb 04, 2026 03:59PM Add a comment

Kristina is starting Obsession: The Unspoken Sin (Seven Deadly Sins, #5)

Btw I guess obsession is taking the place of envy? Would we say that’s an unspoken sin?

— Feb 04, 2026 05:54AM Add a comment

Kristina is starting Obsession: The Unspoken Sin (Seven Deadly Sins, #5)

Whew I can do this

— Feb 03, 2026 11:07PM Add a comment

Kristina is 27% done with Pride: The Rogue (Seven Deadly Sins, #3)

These two talk too much

— Feb 03, 2026 07:23AM Add a comment

Pride: The Rogue (Seven Deadly Sins, #3)

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