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Samantha is 77% done with Burning Daylight (Defying the Stars, #1)
Not feeling the connection. This is the most forced, unlikely pairing. 😬
Apr 16, 2026 05:53AM Add a comment
Burning Daylight (Defying the Stars, #1)

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Samantha is 82% done with Conform (Conform, #1)
I simultaneously love and hate that every fantasy story seems to be an ACOTAR-inspired story πŸ˜‚
Mar 30, 2026 06:26AM Add a comment
Conform (Conform, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is 64% done with Willing Prey (Feral Love, #1)
Of all the tropes out there, I absolutely HATE miscommunication. JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK. Why is it always up and down for the sake of being dramatic? It's obnoxious. These are 40 YEAR OLDS that still can't use their words. Ugh.
Mar 26, 2026 07:15AM Add a comment
Willing Prey (Feral Love, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is 47% done with Broken Country
I'm so booooooooored. Blah, blah, blah..."motherhood is the best, greatest, and my son is the most perfect, special creature to ever exist."

I wish I would have known how kid-focused and motherhood-obsessed this was. Gearing toward a DNF...
Mar 04, 2026 10:17PM Add a comment
Broken Country

Samantha
Samantha is 46% done with All the Colors of the Dark
I'm going to be sad when this is finished. I love everything about this ❀️
Feb 18, 2026 10:15PM Add a comment
All the Colors of the Dark

Samantha
Samantha is 34% done with The Book of Lost Hours
Anyone else wondering how Lizavet showers, goes to the bathroom, deals with her period, etc? I mean, she's been in the same nightgown for YEARS. I believe she came of age in the time space and lived there for, like, six years before she stole new clothes. She has to be rank πŸ˜‚
Feb 08, 2026 09:23PM Add a comment
The Book of Lost Hours

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Samantha is 90% done with The ​Crown of Gilded Bones (Blood and Ash, #3)
I really need to know how Jennifer Armentrout is spelling "ether" because I stg hearing Stina Nielsen saying "eeeeeeeeeether" is driving me nuts.

And Alastair. Is it really spelled Alasteer like she says it? Maddening. I usually avoid Stina Nielsen for this reason. She consistently pronounces words in the most unhinged way.
Feb 06, 2026 08:51PM Add a comment
The ​Crown of Gilded Bones (Blood and Ash, #3)

Samantha
Samantha is 18% done with The Change
This is CLEARLY a book for anyone who hates men. My god. It's so full of hatred and disgust
Jan 22, 2026 10:49AM Add a comment
The Change

Samantha
Samantha is 76% done with The Serpent in Heaven (Gunnie Rose, #4)
So we're all just going to ignore a 19 year old and a 15 year old being in a relationship and the author justifying it? Cool, cool, cool, cool....
Jan 21, 2026 10:03PM Add a comment
The Serpent in Heaven (Gunnie Rose, #4)

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Samantha is 12% done with Magic Triumphs [Dramatized Adaptation] (Kate Daniels, #10)
Nope, nope, nope. I am NOT spending an entire book reading about babies. Not a single page can go by without mentioning kids. Boring, annoying, tedious.
Jan 16, 2026 11:18PM Add a comment
Magic Triumphs [Dramatized Adaptation] (Kate Daniels, #10)

Samantha
Samantha is 9% done with Nevernight (The Nevernight Chronicle, #1)
Yep, DNF. But it's not because of the writing of the girl.

I absolutely despise these random 4th wall breaks, or whatever they are, they stop the story, are addressed to "gentle friends," and take you COMPLETELY out of the story to talk to the reader about something that could be explained in the course of the story. I don't like feeling "talked to" when reading
Jan 13, 2026 06:34AM Add a comment
Nevernight (The Nevernight Chronicle, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is starting Nevernight (The Nevernight Chronicle, #1)
Leaving myself this note to remind myself to never read male authors writing female main characters when I DNF this. Fingers crossed he doesn't let me down! lol
Jan 12, 2026 07:32AM Add a comment
Nevernight (The Nevernight Chronicle, #1)

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Samantha is 80% done with Ambrosia [Dramatized Adaptation] (Frost and Nectar, #2)
Dear gods. The food sounds are absolutely obnoxious and SO unnecessary. Please, please stop 😭😭
Dec 21, 2025 09:26AM Add a comment
Ambrosia [Dramatized Adaptation] (Frost and Nectar, #2)

Samantha
Samantha is 73% done with Betrayed (Rosato & DiNunzio, #2)
First, why can I never find the words for books I love?

Second, WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE
Nov 19, 2025 09:38PM Add a comment
Betrayed (Rosato & DiNunzio, #2)

Samantha
Samantha is 10% done with The Extraordinary Life of Sam Hell
This is atrocious. Some people SHOULD not be narrators, especially if you can't speak correctly and swallow every 3rd word so making sense of sentences is difficult. Hire a professional.
Nov 17, 2025 07:39AM Add a comment
The Extraordinary Life of Sam Hell

Samantha
Samantha is 90% done with City of Gods and Monsters (House of Devils, #1)
What is even happening?! This thing just got soooooo ridiculous and hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nov 04, 2025 10:10PM Add a comment
City of Gods and Monsters (House of Devils, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is 56% done with The Witch's Orchard
What is the obsession with drinking milk? I swear it's been mentioned at least four times. Gross πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Oct 26, 2025 06:21PM Add a comment
The Witch's Orchard

Samantha
Samantha is starting The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year
Time for a palate cleanser after the absolute shitshow I just finished πŸ˜†πŸŽ„
Oct 25, 2025 08:55AM Add a comment
The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year

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Samantha is 77% done with The Things Gods Break (The Crucible, #2)
Jesus, this is the most "second book syndrome" book to ever exist. What a fucking disappointment...
Oct 24, 2025 07:14PM Add a comment
The Things Gods Break (The Crucible, #2)

Samantha
Samantha is 17% done with The Staircase in the Woods
*sigh* another narrator who finds the word "macabre" impossible to pronounce. I think it's a joke among narrators at this point.
Jul 30, 2025 07:23PM Add a comment
The Staircase in the Woods

Samantha
Samantha is 86% done with Slow Dance
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND UNHOLY, WHY TF IS SHILOH SO GODDAMN UNLIKABLE AND OBNOXIOUS?! Make up your fucking mind, you absolute tragic waste of time and effort. 😑
Jul 05, 2025 09:01AM Add a comment
Slow Dance

Samantha
Samantha is 82% done with My Darling Girl
Was an entire act-by-act synopsis of The Nutcracker REALLY necessary? Tedious.
Jun 19, 2025 08:36AM Add a comment
My Darling Girl

Samantha
Samantha is 57% done with Filthy Rich Fae (Filthy Rich Fae, #1)
57% and still no smut?! The remaining 43% better be πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅
Dec 15, 2024 11:09PM Add a comment
Filthy Rich Fae (Filthy Rich Fae, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is 3% done with The Silent Wife (Will Trent, #10)
I am literally 3% in and already calling it an automatic 5 star simply because Karin Slaughter managed to use Homer Simpson as a verb.

"...he Homer Simpson'd the whole bag." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Oct 20, 2024 08:17AM Add a comment
The Silent Wife (Will Trent, #10)

Samantha
Samantha is starting That Sik Luv
Going into this one blind and I'm terrified πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Aug 09, 2024 08:27PM Add a comment
That Sik Luv

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Samantha is 80% done with Claw (Coven of Desire, #1)
One of these days audiobook narrators are going to learn how to pronounce "macabre" and "larynx." Today is not that day...
Mar 29, 2024 04:59PM Add a comment
Claw (Coven of Desire, #1)

Samantha
Samantha is 19% done with Court (Crave, #4)
Someone please explain this unending string stuff to me...
Jan 11, 2024 06:00PM Add a comment
Court (Crave, #4)

Samantha
Samantha is 6% done with Court (Crave, #4)
This is so comical at this point. She says someone had an Indian accent and then proceeds to voice him as if he were Irish. I can't πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Jan 11, 2024 01:29PM Add a comment
Court (Crave, #4)

Samantha
Samantha is 5% done with Court (Crave, #4)
OMG SHE FINALLY PRONOUNCED "MEKHI" CORRECTLY!!!! It only took over 3 books and FORTY HOURS to figure it out!
Jan 11, 2024 07:06AM Add a comment
Court (Crave, #4)

Samantha
Samantha is 96% done with Covet (Crave, #3)
The mispronunciations are KILLING me. "Irrevocably" is not a hard word if your job is literally reading books.

Is also need to find out how one of the characters name is spelled because I'm thinking it's "Mekhi" and she's been saying it as "Meckey" for 3 books and it's nails on a chalkboard πŸ˜‚
Jan 11, 2024 04:53AM Add a comment
Covet (Crave, #3)

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