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Not feeling the connection. This is the most forced, unlikely pairing. 😬

I simultaneously love and hate that every fantasy story seems to be an ACOTAR-inspired story 😂

Of all the tropes out there, I absolutely HATE miscommunication. JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK. Why is it always up and down for the sake of being dramatic? It's obnoxious. These are 40 YEAR OLDS that still can't use their words. Ugh.

I'm so booooooooored. Blah, blah, blah..."motherhood is the best, greatest, and my son is the most perfect, special creature to ever exist."

I wish I would have known how kid-focused and motherhood-obsessed this was. Gearing toward a DNF...

I'm going to be sad when this is finished. I love everything about this ❤️

Anyone else wondering how Lizavet showers, goes to the bathroom, deals with her period, etc? I mean, she's been in the same nightgown for YEARS. I believe she came of age in the time space and lived there for, like, six years before she stole new clothes. She has to be rank 😂

I really need to know how Jennifer Armentrout is spelling "ether" because I stg hearing Stina Nielsen saying "eeeeeeeeeether" is driving me nuts.

And Alastair. Is it really spelled Alasteer like she says it? Maddening. I usually avoid Stina Nielsen for this reason. She consistently pronounces words in the most unhinged way.

This is CLEARLY a book for anyone who hates men. My god. It's so full of hatred and disgust

So we're all just going to ignore a 19 year old and a 15 year old being in a relationship and the author justifying it? Cool, cool, cool, cool....

Nope, nope, nope. I am NOT spending an entire book reading about babies. Not a single page can go by without mentioning kids. Boring, annoying, tedious.

Yep, DNF. But it's not because of the writing of the girl.

I absolutely despise these random 4th wall breaks, or whatever they are, they stop the story, are addressed to "gentle friends," and take you COMPLETELY out of the story to talk to the reader about something that could be explained in the course of the story. I don't like feeling "talked to" when reading

Leaving myself this note to remind myself to never read male authors writing female main characters when I DNF this. Fingers crossed he doesn't let me down! lol

Dear gods. The food sounds are absolutely obnoxious and SO unnecessary. Please, please stop 😭😭

First, why can I never find the words for books I love?

Second, WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE

This is atrocious. Some people SHOULD not be narrators, especially if you can't speak correctly and swallow every 3rd word so making sense of sentences is difficult. Hire a professional.

What is even happening?! This thing just got soooooo ridiculous and hilarious 😂😂

What is the obsession with drinking milk? I swear it's been mentioned at least four times. Gross 😂😂

Time for a palate cleanser after the absolute shitshow I just finished 😆🎄

Jesus, this is the most "second book syndrome" book to ever exist. What a fucking disappointment...

*sigh* another narrator who finds the word "macabre" impossible to pronounce. I think it's a joke among narrators at this point.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND UNHOLY, WHY TF IS SHILOH SO GODDAMN UNLIKABLE AND OBNOXIOUS?! Make up your fucking mind, you absolute tragic waste of time and effort. 😡

Was an entire act-by-act synopsis of The Nutcracker REALLY necessary? Tedious.

57% and still no smut?! The remaining 43% better be 🔥🥵

I am literally 3% in and already calling it an automatic 5 star simply because Karin Slaughter managed to use Homer Simpson as a verb.

"...he Homer Simpson'd the whole bag." 😂😂

Going into this one blind and I'm terrified 😂😂😂

One of these days audiobook narrators are going to learn how to pronounce "macabre" and "larynx." Today is not that day...

Someone please explain this unending string stuff to me...

This is so comical at this point. She says someone had an Indian accent and then proceeds to voice him as if he were Irish. I can't 😂😂😂😂

OMG SHE FINALLY PRONOUNCED "MEKHI" CORRECTLY!!!! It only took over 3 books and FORTY HOURS to figure it out!

The mispronunciations are KILLING me. "Irrevocably" is not a hard word if your job is literally reading books.

Is also need to find out how one of the characters name is spelled because I'm thinking it's "Mekhi" and she's been saying it as "Meckey" for 3 books and it's nails on a chalkboard 😂