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I get it - you've had a baby, now for the sake of my sanity would you please shut up about it for more than half a page?! I've never rolled my eyes so much reading a book... Thought I was reading a fantasy novel, not 'anxious new mothers' magazine.

Only 20 pages in and it's not a great start, I'm constantly having to reread passages as aside from the NON EFFING STOP mentions of the main characters baby (who isn't even there!) none of it is sticking in my brain...