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“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
MAE WEST
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For most women, it doesn’t feel good to have anything inside the vagina until all the external erectile tissue is well puffed-up first. The labia, the erectile tissue of the bulbs, and the clitoris need to be aroused before you enter her in any way. Wait until she’s really hot and her pussy’s plump and inviting you in...

Bambleby and I made it to the lake yesterday after a steep climb. It was one of those scenes that froze me in place, a little cup of velvety blue between towers of rock. At our backs was the furious arctic sea, thick with ice, too much of it visible from that height. Too much rather summed up the place, I thought as I hurried after Bambleby, who apart from giving the volcanic stones scattered here and there...

SMALL INDIE FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY SEEKS ACTORS/ACTRESSES FOR NEW FILM We are specifically looking for several males age eighteen and older who are cursed with extremely small penises (no one whose penis is bigger than a light switch when fully erect need apply). Also, males must be suicidal, though not necessarily suicidal because they have tiny penises. We also seek at least two males who are handy with chainsaws,

"Because in a sort of epiphany the next morning, I realized my highly peculiar life goal had never really been my problem: My problem was my long-held insistence on perfectly realizing that goal. I also recalled at this moment a rather pertinent old expression: Perfection is not attainable; but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence."

So far, the Best Book I've read in weeks, because it's got this relentless sense of humor underlying everything and a properly strange plot, but I'm still waiting for those belly laughs I heard about! This is bizarro fiction at its best. 📖

I'm relistening to the audiobook because I caught myself playing a word game while listening and that's a no-no! Thanks for the book recommendation The Fanciest Dot Com <3