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Alyssa is 42% done with The Chatelaine: An Aurora Award Winning Historical Fantasy of Magic and Hellbeasts

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Alyssa is on page 287 of 334 of The Wolf and His King

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Alyssa is on page 115 of 334 of The Wolf and His King

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

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Alyssa is on page 317 of 385 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 200 of 385 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 39 of 385 of The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

when i'm bargaining with the part of me that wants to give up because i'm interested in the world building, that's probably not a good sign.

— Mar 20, 2026 05:22AM Add a comment

Alyssa is on page 204 of 352 of The Starving Saints

wowee zowee!

— Feb 26, 2026 09:31PM Add a comment

Alyssa is 84% done with The Dragon's Path (The Dagger and the Coin, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 225 of 385 of The Twisted Ones

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Alyssa is starting He's Making You Crazy: How to Get the Guy, Get Even, and Get Over It

I feel the need to explain that I'm reading this book as part of a bit with my boss, who is reading Stassi's second book, so that neither of us has to read the other.

— Feb 04, 2026 07:23AM Add a comment

He's Making You Crazy: How to Get the Guy, Get Even, and Get Over It

Alyssa is 75% done with The Dragon's Path (The Dagger and the Coin, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 270 of 325 of The Warm Hands of Ghosts

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Alyssa is on page 150 of 325 of The Warm Hands of Ghosts

YO

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Alyssa is on page 362 of 547 of The Devils (The Devils, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 225 of 547 of The Devils (The Devils, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 71 of 547 of The Devils (The Devils, #1)

ring the bells!! raise the banners!! the elves look weird and alien!! everything is going to be okay we did it joe

— Jan 06, 2026 06:42AM Add a comment

Alyssa is on page 200 of 525 of The Spear Cuts Through Water

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Alyssa is on page 97 of 525 of The Spear Cuts Through Water

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Alyssa is on page 69 of 144 of The Summer War

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Alyssa is 62% done with The Dragon's Path (The Dagger and the Coin, #1)

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Alyssa is on page 106 of 166 of When Among Crows (Curse Bearer, #1)

— Dec 01, 2025 08:30PM Add a comment

Alyssa is on page 30 of 308 of Ariadne

if i wanted to read the wikipedia article about Greek mythology, i would. flavorless prose presented without feeling so far. does it get better? dare i continue? i'll let spite decide.

— Nov 25, 2025 08:58PM Add a comment