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Tessa is 31% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

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Tessa is 53% done with The Trumpet of the Swan

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Tessa is 88% done with The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry

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Tessa is 49% done with The Other Bennet Sister

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Tessa is 65% done with The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry

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Tessa is 35% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Tessa is 38% done with The Trumpet of the Swan

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Tessa is 7% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

If anything ever happens to Donut, I will throw up

— Aug 17, 2026 05:10AM Add a comment

Tessa is 68% done with Whistler

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Tessa is 18% done with The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

The AI is taking potshots at T-Pain’s use of autotune, not realizing that he’s an amazing singer who uses autotune as an artistic choice, and I can’t abide that. The AI has clearly never seen T-Pain’s tiny desk concert.

— Aug 07, 2026 08:41PM Add a comment

Tessa is 17% done with The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

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Tessa is 62% done with Whistler

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Tessa is 48% done with Charlotte’s Web

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Tessa is 54% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

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Tessa is 67% done with The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

This is my favorite one so far! Carl is so brave! I’m starting to get sad/anxious that this is only a 10 book series!

— Aug 01, 2026 04:26AM 2 comments

Tessa is 35% done with The Gate of the Feral Gods (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #4)

I think it’s time for a Hunger Games reread after I get caught up with this series.

— Jul 31, 2026 05:27AM 2 comments

Tessa is 48% done with Whistler

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Tessa is 39% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

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Tessa is 11% done with Charlotte’s Web

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Tessa is 20% done with Whistler

Ann Patchett is a national treasure

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Tessa is 12% done with Whistler

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Tessa is 79% done with Stuart Little

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Tessa is 5% done with Whistler

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Tessa is 62% done with Stuart Little

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Tessa is on page 62 of 131 of Stuart Little

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Tessa is 10% done with The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry

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Tessa is on page 10 of 275 of The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry

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Tessa is 10% done with The Farthest Shore

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Tessa is 40% done with Strangers: A Memoir of Marriage

— Jul 07, 2026 06:01AM 1 comment

Tessa is starting Strangers: A Memoir of Marriage

When he said “can you make me a sandwich?” and she just MADE HIM A SANDWICH??? Hell no.

— Jul 06, 2026 06:35PM Add a comment

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