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It’s getting gooood

Oh ok so charlotte’s a bitch in this one

😢😢😢

Why is it giving I Love Lucy hijinx

It’s interesting to consider Mary’s pov—like playing piano at the Netherfield Ball—when she’s not supposed to be absurd in this book like Jane Austen made everyone but Lizzy and Jane.

Doctor Who Easter egg ‼️🗣️

This book is different than I expected

I am intrigued…

Interesting so far… kind of reminds me of a Doctor Who episode

Muncie mentioned… yikes…

I have a feeling this book will fill me with a rage the likes of which I’ve yet to experience. Buckle up!!

There’s a little taste of Persuasion in this story

This book is making me laugh out loud. I look crazy at Starbucks laughing at my book rn.

Poor Rebecca. She’s constantly dogged by this agitating and lustful PRIEST (who is also a Templar crusader knight?) Jarring!! Women need a land completely free from men.

Also, I miss the cameo of Robin Hood and his merry men besieging a castle. This book is so random I love.

Yeah of course I was correct

(for future me) I do believe I’m correct, with receipts:
“‘I will not yield,’ replied De Bracy faintly, ‘to an unknown conqueror. Tell me thy name, or work thy pleasure on me – it shall never be said that Maurice De Bracy was prisoner to a nameless churl.’

The Black Knight whispered something into the ear of the vanquished.”

then he yields, and then basically says u should know Ivanhoe needs help

(for future me) is le noir faineant actually richard 🤔

This book js lowkey funny