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"Tom Lincecum"... Who the eFF is Tom Lincecum!? His name is TIM! TIM LINCECUM! The editor of this book should be deeply ashamed. Actually so should the author. Basically everyone who was involved in this book should be ashamed of this mistake. I demand a rewrite immediately!

What the!? Older sister??? Let's just make up random throw away characters for fun now.

What a eFFing coward!!!!

Euh. Hang up on the jabroni! Why give him the time of day??? Such a loser.

Huge mistake dumbass! This lady is a straight up dumb dumb.

Euh. This kid is a little A*hole. So is the Dad. Can't decide which one I hope gets killed off.

WTF??? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?

What a selfish little turd.

Euh. This chick SUUUCKS.

I KNEW IT!

Why the hell does she have a PICC line??? Come on now. She would have port not a PICC. Beyond Frustrating.

Oh hell! RUN GURL!!!! RUN!!!!!!

WTF! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

Oh my gosh!!! FINALLY!!!!

No. No. NO NO NO!!!

Oh my gosh there's so much left. Which means so much can go wrong!!!! 🥺

Finally this dumb dumb opens her eyes!

Really! Thats the big secret!? Really!?

Can she just explain the locked doors already!?

Ryan is an absolute wanker. How do none of them see this???
Also what terrible family dynamics.

Wow. Talk about a 💩 family.

I should have started a drinking game when Paula was introduced. A shot every time she says "dumb bitch". Would have made her character more bearable. Hopefully she gets killed off soon.

Euh. What a garbage person. I hope they find a way to kill this "mom" off.

No end in sight.

Finally getting to the point of the story!

SERIOUSLY! Thats it!? Thats the BIG secret!?!?
Talk about a nothing burger.

"How must I arrange it then?"
Listen well little girl. You arrange the cushion over his face and then you apply firm pressure until you feel no more movement. You're welcome.

"My property"!!!! Thus guy is a horrible human. I don't understand how anyone could find him attractive. I just don't get it!

WTF. This guy is psycho. How is this attractive at all??? He's horrible! He needs to get together with the spoiled brat already, this way they can just kill each other off.

Wow. This chic is a spoiled brat. I vote they let her starve and die!