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Wait. Magical food that brings back beautiful memories. And the first is hot chocolate! SAY LESS!

These kids are beyond dysfunctional. They both need serious help.

The only way she can redeem this is if she dies from the pulmonary embolism.

WTF! Pulmonary embolism! Because of vitamin deficiency!? "Super common"!!!! And now she's just chilling in the room getting dressed to go home the same day! Oh hell. It's so unbelievably bad.

This guy could be someone you see on and episode of worst EX ever.

OH THANK GOD!!!!

Oh hell! I need spoilers!!!!!

Finally something interesting!

WTF!!!! I hate all the adults in her life!

Dude. Hes a predator! Run girl! RUN!

This lady is a dumbass.

ATTEMPTED!!!!

Dear God this is so bad. Why do I do this to myself? Why!?

This chick is nuts.... something tells me they are all nuts.

Oh my gosh. I hate this so much. Why do I keep doing this to myself!? 🤢

I love Mrs.Mead!!!! LOVE HER!

Wait. What? HAD not HAVE. That's the BIG secret. This is the most ridiculous reveal ever. This is literally not even a real problem! It's a full on hypothetical problem!!!! Are you kidding me!? I hope this chick does "get hit by a bus crossing 33rd"! 😑

No one talks like this! 😖

I have a feeling I'm going to hate this... will it stop me from torturing myself. Nope. 🙃

I FRICKING KNEW IT!!!!

I knew it!! I knew it!!! I knew it!!!!

What a stupid name.

Yeah cuz he's gay bro! Put two and two together already!!!!

WTF!?

I hope when this book is done homegirl destroys the psycho and her unless husband!

That's it. eF this MoFo! Divorce him and take him to court for custody! Also hire a PI to check this psycho out!

Euh. This guy is a jerk. I don't care what anyone says. He sucks. Siding with someone you just met over someone you've been married to for years! BS.

This so-called perfect husband is as dumb as bricks if he doesn't take his wife seriously!

Just ignore all the crazy red flags! That'll turn out well.