inês > Recent Status Updates

He donated all his money to a charity dedicated to fighting hunger and then died of hunger... HOW THE TURNTABLES

Of course he read Gogol

(I almost hate Troye for writing this song because it's a terrible apology)

https://open.spotify.com/track/4qAHuJ...

(not unless Hitler decides to show up)

I wish I could make my status updates private, because sometimes they're so unhinged, without making my whole profile private, like, I don't care if you know what I'm reading but I don't want people reading all my brain rot commentary on how sexy everyone is?

(also I'm reading a WW2 book, and no it's not sexy)

I'm going to focus, finish this and read (or re-read) the whole No.6 book series. Maybe not right after because reading so many books is a huge commitment this early in the year but I just found out a sequel came out last year, 14 years after it ended and I used to be obsessed with No.6 back in 2011-2013.

I don't know what's happening but I feel like everything is getting sequels and I don't know how I feel about it

https://open.spotify.com/track/5YIVVz...

https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgmk2...

I’ll be sitting there like a normal human being and then One of Your Girls comes on and I’m immediately auditioning to be Ross Lynch.

shawn mccomb is the best thing to happen to me after hearing about caricanread's harassment scandal and losing my emotional support internet reader

I'm reading reviews and no one picked up on this??? I'm sorry Tom Blyth, maybe it's just me, I prefer my kisses with a hint of emotional instability

The review: It was fine! Wholesome! BUT TOM BLYTH DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KISS which is tragic because he's hot af

Watching People We Meet on Vacation confirmed that Beach Read will be the first and last Emily Henry book I read. It looked good, it was fine, and I’ll never think about it again - exactly how I felt about Beach Read. I’m officially cured of Emily Henry FOMO.

I'm still at the cottage

Rose Landry's finest

Falling down the team tutberidze rabbit hole (again) in preparation for the winter olympics❄️

Alexa, play I'm Gonna Miss You by Milli Vanilli

“This was not the real wedding,” Ilya assured Ruby as they both enjoyed some cake. “The real one was the one you did. This was just for show.”

AAAAAAAAAHHHH

Can you imagine decoding Ilya's Instagram after the reveal?? Tumblr 2014 would go insane.

I need Heated Rivalry to do promotion like Skam and create social media accounts for every character and post things as they are happening in the show because I need to see this Instagram post in real time 🧚

I must live in a bubble because if I think the internet would combust with happiness and laughter if something like this ever happened. Do you remember Putin, Trump and Bubba? Same thing.

Ilya passed his neighbors’ house—the one where Willa and Andrew lived—and stopped dead in his tracks. There was a large hand-drawn sign attached to the tree near the end of their driveway: We love you, Ilya!
Underneath the sign was a little shelf that held two Funko Pop figures: one of Ilya, and one of Shane.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Sorry Brad"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you imagine if someone leaked a video of Ronaldo and Messi kissing? Because that's exactly what's happening here 🤣