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Do you ever start a book and know within a page that it's going to be five stars.

Chapter 110 is maybe my favorite chapter of a sanderson novel i've ever read, i wept real life tears

"I have never wanted this, to be Queen. I am as dull as a dog; I am only trying to survive in this pitiless world." WHO ARE YOU

When will I learn not to read retellings.............................

Jailtime.

https://i.redd.it/that-one-picture-of...

I can't believe I waited for years for this 🤡

George was simply on another level 💅🏻

"But the kings would none receive, but rebuked the messengers shamefully, and said they had no joy to receive no gifts of a beardless boy that was come of low blood, and sent him word they would none of his gifts, but that they were come to give him gifts with hard swords betwixt the neck and the shoulders"

Hippolyte - 4/5 - Les dieux se doivent d'être plus sages que les hommes" ce gars n'a jamais lu une tragédie grecque. Thésée est peut-être le pire héro grec de tous les temps, qu'il souffre.
Les Héraclides - 2/5 - La prochaine fois qu'on perd une guerre, allons-y, blâmons Héra pour toutes nos erreurs, c'est cadeau.

Le Cyclope - 2.5/5 - Une fois encore, la mythomanie d'Ulysse le tire d'affaire. La traduction est à chier.
Alceste - 3/5 - La réponse classique quand un hôte te cache son veuvage, aller chercher sa femme décédée aux enfers. Normal.
Médée - 4/5 - Jason est le blueprint pour tous les gaslighters modernes, Médée aurait dû le bouffer.

"For a time I did hate him, but for me, hate is difficult. Hate is like holding your hands over your head on a dare. You can do it for a long time, sure, but it does get tiring and bothersome after a while. It’s not possible to do much with your hands over your head, and given enough time, you wonder why you are inconveniencing yourself. You question what is to be gained, and then you feel just plain silly."

Oh ffs 🙄

Maybe we as a society can move on from Raithe tbh

'The Washington Post’s obituary of Edgar Allan Poe said that the announcement would “startle many, but grieve none”. And he was an actual genius. All you crime writers owe him your careers – you talk about Christie and Conan Doyle and forget about Poe.’

LOL ah yes Poe and his unreadable mysteries. What I wouldn't give to forget them.

"To be continued" not by me lol

This book is my thirteenth reason jfc

This sucks.

We as a society* need to stop slapping the term "dark academia" on everything that slightly mentions a school setting


*publishers

If Bayaz survives this book i'm DNFing the series