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Oh edmund you oblivious twit

Good grief. How am i going to read about Mrs John Dashwood if i can't personally reach through the pages and punt her over the garden fence?

Oh dear. My eyes.

For a brooder, Ravyn does a helluva lot of talking

Things I love: the world building. Things I don't love: Ravyn isn't allowed to keep one hint of ambiguity for long. It's like he has to pass some invisible feminist test

I expected more conflict between the rivals tbh

Ok, if I had a nickel for every time I've read a book this year where the guy has black and gold eyes, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it's happened twice. In a row.

Somehow I feel it's my duty to point out every first instance of the lack of capitalisation in 'Oh my God' and I have alas come to the first one. Why did you stop capitalising, Ms Henry?? You did it just fine In Beach Read.
Not that anyone else but me seems to care 🙃

Insert le cringe pro choice conversation that didn't serve any purpose. Taryn kills her husband but it's totally fine if she wants to kill his kid too 🙄

Am I the only one who wonders *how* cardan's tail works with his fashion? Does this mean he's always got an untucked shirt?

Well, here goes nothing *ba dum tss*

I've discovered I don't actually really like Jude. She is interesting to read about. But for goodness sake, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!

NOOOOO THE FIRST BRUTAL MURDERS
NOT THE TOYS!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Well, I don't think that's how cardan imagined she'd tie him to a chair 😅🤣

BITCH BOI IS OBSESSSSSSSSED 😆😆😆💜

I realised that this is literally faerie boys over flowers and now I can't stop laughing imagining this bitchboy having a crisis in the shower 😂 🤣

Ah, yet another author who does not capitalise the 'G' when using the lord's name in vain. What a trend. 😃 🤦‍♀️ it's just grammar! Why can't anyone use proper grammar????

Good grief, this thing is convoluted

I've never read holly black before, so as an introduction to her writing, I've got nothing to compare it to. Pleasantly intrigued.

well, then. I'm not sure if i went into this book expecting a similar style to beach read, but i know that i definitely appreciated the drip-feed of information that it seemed to be a master of...much more. i'm aware this is probably intentionally part of poppy's aggressive extroversion, but i miss when i didn't have to be thrown so much information in such casual ways, while recognising the intent to be subversive.

also lol @ alex's clear autism. not lol for him, of course - but in that it's like he's walked straight out of the dsm5. 'but he's just got anxiety and ptsd' buddy do i have news for you about autistics.

i feel like i must be the only person in the world who noticed or cared that she stopped capitalising the 'G' in 'Oh my God', and got annoyedso much that i got up, looked for my copy of Beach Read - published one whole year before - and confirmed that i was right. and now i have to sit here and just seethe about the grammatical state of a society that lets you write 'Oh my god' in a published book.

Take a shot every time Hannah describes him as 'masculine' but it's water so we don't die

Ok, fine, it's growing on me.

'I'm aware that we sound like characters from a cheesy porno' is about the most self aware we're gonna get

I really want to like this book, but I can't believe this author has a BA in English 😅

Female lead syndrome dictates you must be pocket sized. You must be half hobbit. but you must have disproportionately huge boobs 🙃

For the life of me, I cant understand why this girl feels a need to protect this raging bitch of a half sister. She has no qualms about snapping at Austin but oh noo we can't ever talk back to little sissy. Grow a spine!

Where else would I find gem sentences like 'he appraised her in a decidedly masculine way that made her more aware of her femininity than she had ever been in her life' on the third page? 90s romances never let me down