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Oo plot twist

I'm fully rooting for the kidnappers

"Hallucinatorily" is my new favorite adjective.

I was so excited to start the Magus but actually I NEED the batfam.

This is just TEARING into dark academia posturing 😂

I'm loving Babel but I simply MUST be reading this for Halloween!

This has gotta be a HIPAA violation

Herbert remembered Paul's first kid!! A true miracle

Chair dogs?... they just kinda glossed over that

Ah yes, the most important thing to know when a woman is introduced: what brand of sexy she is.

THE STOOL ON THE TABLE

HER TEETH DRAW BLOOD TOO?? Their thumbs are going to be so infected 😭

I take back every snarky thing I've said or thought about this book the story of tying baby Camilla to a spear and throwing her across the stream makes up for everything.

Surely that's not how all the knights get fitted for armor???

Mezentius is a horse girl confirmed

HOW SHARP ARE THE LOVE INTEREST'S TEETH?? You can't just bite your thumb to draw blood 😭😭

Now I'm picturing him biting at a hangnail lol

I could never be a romantasy heroine I simply would never ask for a favor from anyone

I have so much second-hand embarrassment ugh

I cannot stop thinking about the 4 hour video essay I watched on V.C. Andrews!!

BRB googling Harold Bloom so I can properly make fun of him (I feel like Bartholomew did not have a lot to say about this passage so he's having fun with the application portion)

I canNOT handle another In the Woods ending. Can't do it. Make up already 😭

I just realized that Antoinette reminds my of my character (Joan) - anxious and edgy and angry the whole time. Hmm if I ever rewrite Drgon Western I'll DEFINITELY be studying this

Me: That doesn't really look like a rabbit... ohhh it's a RAT-RABBIT-HYBRID, of course, silly me

I simply would not do the office politics and would be like "someone's stealing my stuff and I think this detective is crooked wait why am I fired"

Toyota Yaris REP (by a potential murderer hahaha)

These books do NOT have a perfect happy ending record and I'm scared

"A lot of fear emerged surrounding pregnancy and childbirth, but fortunately horror paperbacks were there to address every new parent's fears with a resounding 'yes!'"

This book is so funny

SIX MONTHS? How long has he been in the tower??

I told myself I'd finish the Aeneid first before making this my work book but I have no self control

Not the professor/student scene