Aida ☾ > Recent Status Updates

Not to victim blame, but maybe ask who’s there before opening the door? Specially if your dog is going insane barking

You are being childish

Bitch, stop being horny and get the dog

Couldn’t be me. I always want revenge

I was told this was very smutty. No?

That’s literally all dads

You are bit of a pickme

I don’t think Megan Lally has ever been to Puerto Vallarta

Well, it could be a date if you would just ADMIT THINGSSSS

If your friend tell you something, and then tells not to tell anyone, you don’t tell anyone. Not even your bf.

Oh, yes. theoretical bisexuality

I never believe it when characters wink that much.

Ok, now I know who’s who.

A year isn’t that long, lady. Don’t act like you’ve spent a decade alone

If I was a woman with lots of money, no way I would want to work with some white old man that acts like a frat boy

He’s a huge human with anxiety. Were basically the same person

Yessss, be the man he needs

This audiobook is kinda baaaad

Is that supposed to be a Brooklyn accent?

The 40-60% was booooring

Maeve is stressing me

I feel like I already read a whole book and I’m just a third of the way through

A witch with ptsd

Cottagecore is cute until you have to eat the chickens.

Leena, you need to use your brain

So far, so good

wdym you planned a funeral around the guests? It’s been, like, weeks