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Most unbelievable thing in this book: that a baker would say Voodoo Doughnut is "slightly overhyped." Only slightly? Garbage doughnuts.

Bobby Tom our hero: I'm so young at 33. Too young to retire.

Also Bobby Tom: Gracie at 30 is an old maid and that virgin may have a heart attack if she sees me naked.

"I played in the NFL. Bloodshed is all I've known."

Also, Gracie's mom owned Shady Acres. 😂

"Heroes aren't people. And if all your stories of change being made relies on heroes, you don't imagine you can make change for yourself. And we can. And we must "

It's so interesting to be that "gender critical" transphobes believe that even reading texts about gender will "covert you." Especially the "Christian" ones. By that logic, I should be a dragon or a Christian as I've read the entire Bible.

Donald Trump's in this book! 😭

"A good rake loves love, shamelessly."

Immature characters and boring. I'm disappointed, as I have the same problem with dating as these two characters.

The couple hasn't said I love yous, but she did telepathically tell the tiger she loved him and vowed to never leave him.

My partner: Is Tater the name of her horse? 😂
Me: Nope. Tater is the baby elephant that follows her everywhere. He fell in love with her because of her perfume.

Not the camel with the "bedroom eyes."

Life was so hard that he never developed the habit of laughing. 😂

Daisy's ultimate erotic fantasy is to have sex in the back of a white limousine while stuck in Manhattan traffic and listening to Michael Bolton's "When a Man Loves a Woman." 😂☠️

This cop needs to time travel to Seattle in 2024 for a base salary of $110k and maybe also a car and housing budget, but we're cutting the library hours due to a budget shortfall. (I read for "escapism." /s)

How does Lanthe have trimmed pubes? She was in a secret prison for an unknown amount of time before they went on this action adventure camping trip without supplies.

Did the TERF just take her wine glass into the public restroom? This is a horror novel.