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OH MY GOD he gets WORSE. Wow you know what say about the bigger they are the harder they fall. EVIL

Definitely team hannah on this one. Called it.

Holy shit. I could see the train headed straight for the best man speech but the second hand embarrassment has me 🫣🫣🫣

OH MY GOD I FUCKING KNEW IT— will these are two MASSIVE STRIKES AGAINST YOU

Oof that was a diabolical move on will’s part

I’m so close. WE FINALLY GOT THE SECRET

WE’RE FINALLY *APPROACHING* the Secret which means it’ll be at least another fifty pages until it’s reveal but STILL!!

Alice would despise knowing how much sympathy I have for her.

“A mystery is the most seductive of poisons; it intoxicates the soul.”

Isn’t that the truth…

OOH CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG for Alba *eeeep!!*

City-uncle and snotty-rich girl…im pretty sure i know what’s going on here and the suspense is STILL freaking me out

This book is scaring the hell out of me— which i guess it’s doing its job but girllll it just started raining POURING outside too and it’s Laaaate. My poor nerves.

“I loved the sound of her voice, the curve of her mouth, her long monologues at night while she brushed her hair and she told me about a book she’d read or a painting she’d seen.”

🥺🥺 oh that stings

“His poise was admirable. Alba watched him with zeal, observing how he tilted his head and held his cup.”

It’s giving Flowers in the Attic 🫣

“She’d never been much for romance, anyway.”

Are we the same person (irl romance that is)

“Could someone plateau at twenty-four? Could your brain shrink? She felt tired and listless all the time.”

im getting CHILLS

“The quiet of the summer was the perfect chance to work on her thesis, if she’d had anything to write about”

Wow im already feeling the horror of it all

Oh my god enough with the “no one ever liked or loved or praised me”. WE GET IT.

I really tried to like this and go in with an open heart, but after 150 pages of some of the worst writing I’ve read this year— I had to look up the reviews to see if other people were feeling the same way about the god-awful lack of world-building and characterization in this book, AND THANK THE LORD im not the only one.

Everyone’s a parody of themselves, and im into it

“That charming detective can finger me all he wants, but I could not bear it if I were arrested!”

I’ll take quotes out of context for 600.

I have never seen one person make so many stupid financial decisions in a row. GIRL YOU ARE NINETEEN YEARS OLD WITH A KID. you think you’re mr. Moneybags all of a sudden??

you can BARELY COVER RENT. 15k is NOT going to last as long as you think it is oh my god my ovaries want to shrivel up and die i can feel it happening

aw this is really cute

“She loved her uncle with every ounce of her soul, but that didn’t mean she forgave him.”

I feel that.

Oh no. Oh no. I just remembered this book comes out today AND I HAVE A FINAL PAPER DUE. this is going to be the greatest test of my self-restraint and discipline in years

Great we’re all on the same page: St.John has revealed himself to not only be a severe man but also a colossal, paternalistic dickhead

JANE JUST SAY “NO”. that’s the BEST part about being rich??!!! You say “NO” to whatever the hell you want.

“As far as I can see, it would be wiser and more judicious if you were to take to yourself the original at once.”


SCREAMING. Ooooh, what a line.