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Eli is on page 90 of 835 of The Terror
I have faith that this is going to go well for them
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The Terror

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Eli is on page 220 of 262 of The Shadow of the Torturer
This is just Alice in Wonderland if Alice were a teenage boy trained as a torturer
Oct 05, 2025 05:58PM Add a comment
The Shadow of the Torturer

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Eli is on page 350 of 893 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)
I forgot how Obviously Written in 2016 this was (positive) (for the book not 2016)
Jul 24, 2025 05:13PM Add a comment
Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

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Eli is on page 203 of 688 of Lady Midnight (The Dark Artifices, #1)
"The whale without Ahab is just a whale. A whale with no problems. A stress-free whale."
Jun 08, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment
Lady Midnight (The Dark Artifices, #1)

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Eli is on page 344 of 435 of Long Live Evil (Time of Iron, #1)
I'm obsessed with every single person in this book.
Jun 01, 2025 07:38PM Add a comment
Long Live Evil (Time of Iron, #1)

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Eli is on page 183 of 475 of The Dissonance
I can tell this isn't going to be very good but it's a quick read
May 26, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment
The Dissonance

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Eli is on page 1000 of 1376 of Les Miserables
Maybe this time they'll all be ok
May 19, 2025 09:55AM Add a comment
Les Miserables

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Eli is on page 800 of 1376 of Les Miserables
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Les Miserables

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Eli is on page 100 of 1376 of Les Miserables
I have three editions of Les Mis and I had to read the introductions of all of them to find the completely unabridged one. I want Hugo's treatises on the battle of Waterloo and the Parisian sewer system, dammit.
May 08, 2025 07:13AM Add a comment
Les Miserables

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Eli is on page 364 of 709 of House of Leaves
May 05, 2025 08:09AM Add a comment
House of Leaves

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Eli is on page 114 of 709 of House of Leaves
It isn't really possible to accurately say where you are in a book where footnotes refer you to appendices and back to other footnotes and there are footnotes within footnotes.
May 03, 2025 10:12AM Add a comment
House of Leaves

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Eli is on page 73 of 368 of The Last Murder at the End of the World
For the record I would like to say that the murder hasn't happened yet but I do have a guess as to who did it.
Apr 22, 2025 05:27AM Add a comment
The Last Murder at the End of the World

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Eli is on page 312 of 419 of The Sparrow (The Sparrow, #1)
I'm sure it'll all work out this time
Apr 17, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment
The Sparrow (The Sparrow, #1)

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Eli is on page 200 of 416 of The Hymn to Dionysus
In a lot of ways Phaidros feels different from every other Pulley protagonist, but his thing of "Maybe this guy is here to get revenge on me, either way he's paying attention to me so I don't really care" is so CLASSICALLY Pulley
Mar 30, 2025 06:02PM Add a comment
The Hymn to Dionysus

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Eli is on page 98 of 416 of The Hymn to Dionysus
Phaidros may be the most sadsack NP protag yet, I'm having a GREAT time
Mar 21, 2025 07:47PM Add a comment
The Hymn to Dionysus

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Eli is on page 142 of 464 of The Rule of Four
Reading this feels like working on a thesis, but only the fun parts, which is exactly what I want from all of my fiction.
Mar 03, 2025 07:54PM Add a comment
The Rule of Four

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Eli is on page 266 of 688 of Warbreaker
Unfortunately this is a "she thought" book
Feb 20, 2025 05:56AM Add a comment
Warbreaker

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Eli is on page 200 of 400 of A Short Walk Through a Wide World
Going faster than I feared it would
Feb 09, 2025 08:04AM Add a comment
A Short Walk Through a Wide World

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Eli is on page 175 of 378 of Grave Peril (The Dresden Files, #3)
I'm waiting for Marcone to show up, say "hey I also don't want there to be major threats to this city, can I help", Harry to refuse him for no reason and also insult him while doing so, and him to help anyway.
Jan 07, 2025 04:55AM Add a comment
Grave Peril (The Dresden Files, #3)

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Eli is starting A Mask of Flies
I still think that I can read eight more books before the end of the year, in addition to my exams, and hit my goodreads goal. Hashtag never give up
Dec 15, 2024 07:03PM Add a comment
A Mask of Flies

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Eli is on page 121 of 448 of Half Sick of Shadows
I picked this up with the lowest of expectations and it's slightly surpassing them, which is nice.
Nov 04, 2024 07:08PM 1 comment
Half Sick of Shadows

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Eli is on page 71 of 375 of The Half Life of Valery K
I think the first time I read this book I didn't realize quite how good it was because I was comparing it to the Kingdoms
Oct 12, 2024 08:51AM Add a comment
The Half Life of Valery K

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Eli is on page 120 of 320 of The Buffalo Creek Disaster: How the Survivors of One of the Worst Disasters in Coal-Mining History Brought Suit Against the Coal Company--And Won
"Zane Grey Staker" is the most evil lawyer name I've ever heard. I can't believe he's a real person.
Aug 25, 2024 07:14AM Add a comment
The Buffalo Creek Disaster: How the Survivors of One of the Worst Disasters in Coal-Mining History Brought Suit Against the Coal Company--And Won

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Eli is on page 460 of 688 of The Bright Sword
I know I overuse the word "slaps" but this slaps.
Aug 19, 2024 06:25AM Add a comment
The Bright Sword

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Eli is on page 80 of 688 of The Bright Sword
Mad at Lev Grossman because I know that nothing good is going to happen to anyone in this book and I already really care about Collum and Bedivere and Arthur.
Aug 15, 2024 03:32PM Add a comment
The Bright Sword

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Eli is on page 368 of 475 of And I Darken (The Conqueror's Saga, #1)
so when are they going to kill mehmed i'm so ready
Feb 21, 2019 04:55PM Add a comment
And I Darken (The Conqueror's Saga, #1)

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