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Shane and Ilya, meet David and Lourdes (affectionate)

So far this feels like 80% baseball and that is definitely more than I bargained for

Not this book reminding me that my AIM screen name in high school was GoluBoy85 😆 I really thought I was so clever…

Wait, not only are John Green and Hank Green separate people, they’re also brothers??

This is already A LOT

Why am I so happy for these fictional hockey players 😭

“Curiosity may have killed the cat, but I was no pussy”

(standing ovation)

Wait why is this so charming?

(Please let’s not have anything bad happen 🙃)

The name Windle Poons is at least as good as Doobie Plunkert, let’s hope I don’t regret poking fun this time!

I can’t get over the name Doobie Plunkert 🤠

“Quick, you must come with me. You’re in great danger!”
“Why?”
“Because I will kill you if you don’t.”
😆

Joan Goodwin is somehow the perfect name for an astronaut in the 1980s

”I’ll marry you if you get past all the shame of being with me.”

Behind the dramatic teenagerness of it all is oof

“On the contrary, I greatly admire a well-informed and curious mind. I believe it’s one of the most attractive characteristics a man can have.”

Hard agree!

Already so much more my vibe 💕

I’m amazed at my capacity to understand 95% of the words on a page and yet only 5% of what is actually happening 😅

So I’m basically reading a video game??

Wait, how is this exceeding my completely outrageous expectations???

I unfortunately knew the basic premise before I started and yet… what is going on???

I have to finish this before starting Annihilation for book club on Thursday. This is my Borne Ultimatum.

I never gave Mary Bennet a second thought and now all I can think about is how much I want her to find happiness 😭

By the time she was fourteen, Mary knew she came first with none of her sisters. She was no-one's special friend or confidante. Neither her mother nor her father looked on her with any particular affection. In the midst of so large a family, she was utterly alone.

Kind of hard to read with my eyes tearing up every other page 😭

Not usually one for posting updates but I just love these goshdarn spiders so much