Erin (PT) > Recent Status Updates

I really need Emily to locate her spine before this book ends. I’m going hoarse from screaming at her.

Who are all these people who don’t like apples??

Ai, again with the hares. Y'all gonna give me a complex!

One of the deepest truths of this book is that you can never forget that your admin KNOWS EVERYTHING.

I’m crying laughing at the image of her killing a chicken (by accident!) with a pumpkin. Oh, man.

And here marks the day that I fell in love. With a sourdough starter.

Communism was just a red herring. Again.

It is SUPER annoying when she lets two people have dialogue in the same paragraph with not even a dialogue tag to split them.

I have the Cheers theme stuck in my head. I feel this is not supposed to be my takeaway.

“His hair clung to his skull in a white scimitar” I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Two dummies not realizing they love each other has never felt so logical or so organic.

I didn’t realize I was signing up for more colonials being shitty to everyone around them. Yay.

....and deep record scratch as we come to the ONE dark skinned man who happens to be “wild”, “strange” featured, and “a predator”. Wow. I was fucking enjoying this book.

It’s a message in a bottle!

O dear gods, THE COLD!