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ya girl is (hoping) to be back in action!!!!!!!!!

So I went on a Stina Lindenblatt reading spree this weekend ... BUT NOW I'M AT A LOSS ... WHAT DO I READ NEXT? SEND HELP

Just finished listening to all the Harry Potter Audiobooks (the ones narrated by Stephen Fry obviously) & now have no idea what to do with myself

I don't usually like war stories but this is MY GIRL MARIANA I've gotta give it a whirrrrrrl

REREADING THIS BC GODDAMN

this is going to break my lil heart i can feel it

HIT ME WITH SOMETHING MIND-BLOWING & FANTASTIC TO READ PLEAAAAAASE

COMING BACK TO THE REALM OF READING TO A NEW RELEASE BY ONE OF MY FAV CONTEMPORARY AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS PLEASE DON'T LET ME DOWN

“Remus Lupin was posthumously awarded the Order of Merlin, First Class, the first werewolf ever to be accorded this honour. The example of his life and death did much to lift the stigma on werewolves. He was never forgotten”

I AM IN TEARS

“When his bravery at the Battle of Hogwarts was publicised, his actions (along with those of Regulus Black, which gained attention in the aftermath of Voldemort’s demise) removed much of the stigma that had been attached to Slytherin house for hundreds of years past. ”

REGULUS GETTING THE SHINE IT IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME JK

“Under Kingsley Shacklebolt, Azkaban was purged of Dementors. While it remains in use as a prison, the guards are now Aurors, who are regularly rotated from the mainland. There has been no breakout since this new system was introduced.”
YES KINGSLEY MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I worked overnight at a group home for at-risk teenage girls from 10pm-8am, which was exhausting (although, more emotionally than physically). THEN I worked from 1pm-5pm at the clinic, where, after my shift I was told I had tested positive for Tuberculosis, I can't even summon the energy to be devastated.

this is possibly one of the most boring books I've ever read

*me in a job interview*
job interviewer: briefly tell us what makes you unique. Try to be creative and say something that will catch our eye!
me: when i was 10 years old i wrote an alternate ending for harry potter and the order of the phoenix in which harry and his squad brought sirius black back to life with polyjuice potion

I started this about 2 days ago because I saw Hayley's review in which she said she loved this. I've also been reading it on my teeny tiny iPhone 5 screen so I'm blaming this novel for my vision impairment. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BOOK SO FAR!!! To update you on the moving situation .... IT IS A NIGHTMARE, but I am still alive.

Hi friends! Totally irrelevant update: I'M MOVING!!!!!!!!!! I have an 1,800km drive (~1,100 miles, I think?) starting hella early tomorrow morning, followed by a week of job interviews & furniture shopping & all that FUN STUFF. So I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be MIA for the next little while. Happy reading!

“I’ll wear something other than black when they make something darker.”

if this aint me

“I should’ve known it would be a disaster when he claimed to be packing a python in his pants; I have heels bigger than his dick.”

THIS A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART

“Me being wet just means that I can’t control my body’s reaction to you. It doesn’t mean that I want to have sex with you”

GIRL SAY IT LOUDER CAN I GET AN AMEN

PRETTY SURE HER BEST FRIEND WHO'S ALSO HER MECHANIC-PERSON JUST TAMPERED WITH HER BIKE BEFORE A HELLA BIG RACE

...... she ....... just ........ had an orgasm riding a mechanical bull at a bar on st patrick's day ......... im ..............

how much do u want to bet mackenzie's biological dad is her dad's ex-best-friend-and-business-partner

So far, this is stupid

"even though it was the only swimsuit she'd packed"

girl wyd going on holiday to the Caribbean and only packing one bathing suit are u stupid

“Nah.” He grinned. “It’s a nickname. Dex rhymes with my best talent.”

It took me like 57 seconds to get this joke (*hint hint* if you're as dim as I am, he's insinuating his best talent is sex) ... I was thinking he was insinuating his best talent was hexing, which made me think of Ginny Weasley's mean bat bogey hex

I AM FINALLY DIVING INTO THIS. I know it has very mixed reviews, let us find out whether I will fall into the "love it" or "hate it" category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The stunning Indian woman didn’t bother denying it. Jayani looked like she’d stepped off the set of a Bollywood movie, her features so flawless and exotic that she turned heads wherever she went. She was also six feet tall, which only added to her supermodel good looks."

AYYYY A DESI GYAL