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not me crying at the GP reading this part

the bitter disappointment that this is a white, blonde haired female protag (nothing wrong with that!) instead of a POC dark-haired one, just so i can live vicariously through her shoes in a dark academia, fairy-tale/folklore setting 🥲

*sighs* what have i gotten myself into…

i vibe with Kevin because ‘urgh’ then laying back down to go back to sleep is a mood.

love to see the Aussie term ‘Macca’s’ being thrown casually into this book where I imagine the characters to be American but the writer is 100% Aussie. also big shout out to John being compared to Edward Cullen ayyyeee.

it is pride month so it only makes sense to read a book about gay people and necromancy

Reading Viv’s orc fighter life with her former party members?? I’m buzzing without the caffeine

As much as I’m a sucker for pretty Elves like Fennus, he deserved what he got in the end. Good girl Amity 🐈‍⬛

THEY KISSED AGAIN YAYYY :’))))
also Viv, no need to buy Tandri her own bed when you both could share a big one

*Hulk smashes in tearful happiness* VIV ASKING TANDRI TO MOVE IN BY FINALLY FURNISHING HER ROOM AND MAKING AN ART STUDIO FOR TANDRI. I AM. IN. TEARSSSS.

NOOOO IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO SWEET 😭

SHUT UP TINY THIMBLE HUGGING BIG ORC VIV’S ARM CAUSE OF THE SIZE DIFFERENCE I AM CRYING

Thimble scurrying around the new kitchen in excitement is the only vivid image running through my head

Viv referring to Tandri as ‘my girl’ is making me kick and squeal in my Oodie

VIV AND TANDRI ARE CANONNNNNN :’)))

Fennus is a hot handsome beautiful bastard for burning down the cafe, but at least he gave me this small gay moment between Tandri and Viv

Tandri and Viv sleepover + this tender moment = *incoherent crying from me*

If Travis Baldree ever wrote a book on Thimble and his baking catastrophes/adventures, just know I’ll be the first one to buy it and praise it with high remarks regardless of how unnecessary the story might be

Tandri reassuring Viv that she isn’t going to leave is making me wail in frustration because VIV IS A LADY HIMBO ORC THAT CANNOT READ THE LOVE SIGNALS-

i actually want to cry because not only did thimble make my favorite sweet pastry chocolate croissants (‘midnight crescents’), BUT HE IS AN ADORABLE LITTLE RAT BAKER I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIM

Tandri, just ask Viv out on a date. It’s not that hard. We can all see the tension between you two. JUST KISS ALREADY 😫

THIMBLE INTRODUCING TANDRI AND VIV TO CHOCOLATE IS SO GODDAMN CUTE, I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY SO MUCH 😫

the miracles of an iced coffee 😌✨

THIMBLE IS SO CUTE I AM GOING TO CRY

thimble is the most cutest rattkin i have ever come across, i must protect him at all cost