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lmao can't believe the t-rex is actually getting its own chapter #greedyaf

This daddy issue gimmick gonna end now wtf

I lost my copy of this somewhere in my room so I'll get back to it in a decade maybe 🙂‍↕️

if i had a nickel for every scifi book I randomly picked up at my last library run that ended up being a standalone novel in an already existing series/universe id have 2 nickels which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

this is lowkey killing me a bit cause i never actually read percy jackson fanfiction written before 2011 before so this is basically my first solangelo fic

Get to the fucking point already

nvm omg. get your bad vibes outta here

literal back to back update but he's even getting jealous of GOD now?? I'm fuckin crying

victor gotta relax like damn

charles is lowkey giving dimitri fire emblem rn

he finally died god bless 😭🙏

richard getting all excited cause henry finally mentioned a night he was there in his retelling of [redacted] is actually killing me so bad his fomo is so funny

you tell your friends to call you BUNNY and you're homophobic be fr

im almost 30% through the book and i still dont know what's supposed to be happening

I love the little drawings that the author adds in this book wtf

genuinely think this book is killing my reading streak cause of how boring it is so far

this entire book is Frozen fanfiction

oh my god you are a grown ass woman stop calling your sister SISSY

never ever planned on reading a cornball minimalist cartoon cover romance novel especially with a title as lame as this but a dear friend of mine keeps telling me this one is worth it so here i go

1) sharpclaw and leafstar rule as usual 2) firestar you're such an awful husband omfg sandstorm dump him!!!!!!!!!

FIREHEART YOU ABLEIST CUNT.... this is why brackenfur >>>>>>>>

ive technically been trying to read this since high school and i dont have anything else i feel like reading for 8am tuesday thursday train commutes but this book really did not age well

you know when you can tell that a book is just the author ranting about shit instead of writing? yeah

when one of the fake chinese names this book makes fun of is your relative's name 💀

the target audience for this book are chronically online twitter/tiktok users

dear fucking lord

the fate series was sick for making enkidu look like a pathetic sickly twink when he actually acts like this we could have had it all

i wish i could also fuck a woman for 7 days straight and immediately learn a new language from it

black mirror ass twist