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i **** you not, the author is telling me about the benefits of online dating. i cant believe it. i thought i had seen it all. (he's also saying remember to turn your phone off in cinemas) I want to sue.

The next person that recommends me a book that desperately needs an editor is getting stabbed. I've had enough. I cant bare not finishing books... Lord give me strength.

Do editors receive hatemail? That should totally be a thing.

Has devolved to explaining sweeping generalisations about introvert/extrovert clichés. Give me strength.

a joint endeavour with Ray. Proviamo.

Almost... almost had me. John Green is playing no games right now. It is emotional... tears have formed but not fallen.

Feeling good about my double death prediction. Well on track. Considered a death birth scenario... but think better of the author. Still no tears.

To describe this book so far in two words i'd say it was "thoroughly enjoyable." Not in the quaint English way of saying pleasant but in the literal OH MY DAYS THIS BOOK IS AMAZING kind of way.

This book could not be more boring at this point. Id rather read lecture notes.

I am used to reading books 100 pages a day... but ive been reading this book for 3 weeks and im still nowhere near finishing it. I really dont understand. The more you read, the more there is to read... it takes forever to progress and im not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. The book is so unpredictable. So much happens, so much changes... and i guess I'm just along for the ride.

Some passages of this make me put the book down and go for a walk. Some passages truly take my breath away. I do not understand how this is happening.

I find myself having said just 1 more chapter twice already tonight...

This should not have taken this long to get near the end. Almost over the line! The first and probably last bond i will read (un)fortunately.

pretty simple yet life changing.