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Every Augustus chapter reminds me more and more of why I am STAUNCHLY team professors. Find you a man who will tag the monsters you beat up with your name so you get credit, take you to safety, clean you up, and then take care of his emotional support raccoon too. Definition of a man who does both. Also Karen is Devoted with a capital D.

Damn, who is going to bake me a cake at 2 am???

So, there are a LOT of clues that Lothaire is Aran/Arabella’s dad, and I don’t know if it is a red herring or what, but it is interesting. Also, I know this is reverse harem, but exactly how large is the harem??? I was expecting the three half-warriors, but we are throwing some extra names in the ring apparently.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Darius, man, you were literally my favorite until this very moment. We were rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!!!

Well… I hate to say it but this book is giving nothing. Like, normally what I love so much about this series is that it’s BANANAS! TCOGB had a main character take an arrow to the chest at the 20% mark. I am 45% of the way into this book, and nothing seems to have happened. Just a lot of conversations.

OF COURSE IT IS FRICKING SONYA

I just read the line about being a hopeless romantic with Fleetwood Mac playing in the background… while I had Fleetwood Mac playing in the background.