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Melanie
Melanie is on page 163 of 368 of The Open Era
This is so cute. And I’m loving his “wtf, self” anxiety moments. Relatable.
— Aug 29, 2026 04:15PM Add a comment
The Open Era

Melanie
Melanie is on page 150 of 380 of Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)
“I just totally forget to eat when I’m stressed!! Oops it’s been 3 days!!” 🙄
— Aug 19, 2026 04:32PM Add a comment
Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 275 of 384 of The Five-Star Weekend
- Elin is very "readable" but it does sometimes grate that her writing style (at least in this book, I can't remember if it was like this in the 2 others I've read) is very exposition-y. Lots of telling instead of showing.

- This might be an audio quirk but some of the switches between perspectives feel jarring and fast. Maybe it would feel smoother reading in print.

- Electra is a way too on the nose villain name.
— Aug 11, 2026 07:04PM Add a comment
The Five-Star Weekend

Melanie
Melanie is on page 176 of 337 of The MASH Up
I am so obsessed with this book I can’t handle it. I want to live inside it. I can’t put it down. The nostalgia is immaculate. It’s totally got me.
— Jul 29, 2026 08:10PM Add a comment
The MASH Up

Melanie
Melanie is on page 320 of 384 of Yes, Chef
Why is she SO COMMITTED to staying in this tiny Florida town? Like, he’s right…they can literally do this anywhere? And this is a place w baggage for him? Like why?
— Jul 26, 2026 10:40AM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 297 of 384 of Yes, Chef
I’m not kink shaming but I am kink asking why
— Jul 26, 2026 05:36AM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 294 of 384 of Yes, Chef
He sure is into this breeding kink that kinda popped up outta nowhere
— Jul 25, 2026 08:01PM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 245 of 384 of Yes, Chef
Ok but. Why establish the no kissing thing when you’re just going to almost immediately ignore it and be regularly kissing without addressing it anyway?
— Jul 25, 2026 12:12PM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 223 of 384 of Yes, Chef
Ugggghhhh not “sweetheart” as a pet name again, the worst 😂😭
— Jul 24, 2026 07:59PM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 212 of 384 of Yes, Chef
Oh, I also totally buy that it's good for her to understand more about food/the inner workings of the kitchen in order to promote it, but I'm not sure I see why she needs to get to the point of actual, like, menu development and now maybe also cooking something/baking desserts? Like what are the odds she'd be a natural on the level of this MICHELIN STAR CHEF in terms of actually contributing food prep?
— Jul 24, 2026 07:35PM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 212 of 384 of Yes, Chef
I'm enjoying this a lot, but my first nitpick thus far is definitely that their transition from not-hooking-up to hooking-up felt...kinda weird. Like I think I wanted a little more of the explicit tension building and the "oh are we gonna do this" and it felt a little like even though we know they were both thinking about it, in terms of what they see each other signaling it kinda jumped right to it out of nowhere?
— Jul 24, 2026 07:33PM Add a comment
Yes, Chef

Melanie
Melanie is on page 50 of 368 of Harvest Season (The Seasons of Carnage Trilogy, #2)
MY LIBBY HOLD FINALLY CAME IN AND MY BODY IS READY, LET'S GO BITCHES
— Jun 18, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment
Harvest Season (The Seasons of Carnage Trilogy, #2)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 96 of 360 of The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
I think it’s the character vibe and the singing but I keep picturing Mandy Moore in A Walk to Remember 😂💀
— Jun 16, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment
The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 153 of 416 of Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
Damn this book is a good time.
— Jun 04, 2026 06:46AM Add a comment
Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 37 of 416 of Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
I’m not really into the mask thing or the stalker thing BUT I will say I was intrigued by the idea of wondering how tf an author could pull off making a stalker romance palatable and I’m impressed with the obvious “yeah, don’t worry she’s into it” lengths she established right up front.
— Jun 03, 2026 08:46AM Add a comment
Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 100 of 432 of The Typewriter and the Guillotine: An American Journalist, a German Serial Killer, and Paris on the Eve of WWII
I’m only just now realizing that I think my whole life I’ve consistently mixed up Gertrude Stein and Dorothy Parker…
— May 28, 2026 10:59AM Add a comment
The Typewriter and the Guillotine: An American Journalist, a German Serial Killer, and Paris on the Eve of WWII

Melanie
Melanie is on page 75 of 432 of The Typewriter and the Guillotine: An American Journalist, a German Serial Killer, and Paris on the Eve of WWII
This is interesting but I don’t need quite this much detail about the journalist and would like significantly more about the serial killer, lol
— May 28, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment
The Typewriter and the Guillotine: An American Journalist, a German Serial Killer, and Paris on the Eve of WWII

Melanie
Melanie is on page 153 of 357 of This Story Might Save Your Life
“Second guess?” She starts humming the Jeopardy! theme song. “I don’t know, dishwasher?” “Benny.” “What? I couldn’t think. You were making smart-people music at me.”

My favorite thing is that in the audio this was changed to “making countdown noises” presumably bc the actual think music is copyrighted.
— May 23, 2026 02:24PM Add a comment
This Story Might Save Your Life

Melanie
Melanie is on page 251 of 311 of Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3; Hemming Brothers, #1)
“Get ready for the splash zone,” he choked, making her laugh again. “You won’t hurt my feelings if you duck and cover.”

TWICE IN ONE PAGE AND SOMEHOW IT GOT WORSE
— May 20, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment
Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3; Hemming Brothers, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 250 of 311 of Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3; Hemming Brothers, #1)
“I swear I’ve been able to smell you through the wall for the past forty minutes and . . . Well, let’s just say you’re back in the splash zone.”

Gagging with laughter this is the least sexy thing I’ve ever read 😂💀
— May 20, 2026 10:01AM Add a comment
Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic (Cambric Creek, #3; Hemming Brothers, #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 264 of 384 of The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)
Somnophilia is not my jam but I really love and appreciate their explicit consent conversation about it ❤️
— May 17, 2026 02:17PM Add a comment
The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 213 of 384 of The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)
Girl I know you’re all virginal and personally inexperienced but we established you learned about sex by WATCHING PORN…do not tell me you don’t understand brat/daddy dynamics and what he’s doing here, come the fuck on.
— May 17, 2026 11:40AM Add a comment
The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 133 of 384 of The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)
- We’re 40% in and I feel like she’s bonding more with the pseudo-butler than the MMC…like have they had one real conversation?

- I’m really fine with age gap relationships in general, but this 21 year old is like I’VE NEVER HEARD OF MUSIC OR EATEN DESSERT which like, i get the situation she’s been in, but if you’re gonna have an age gap, you can’t jnfantilize the younger one THAAAAAAAAAT much.
— May 16, 2026 04:01PM Add a comment
The Auction (Wages of Sin #1)

Melanie
Melanie is on page 50 of 352 of The Great Shadow: A History of How Sickness Shapes What We Do, Think, Believe, and Buy
This is REALLY compellingly/interestingly written for a subject that has the potential to be pretty dry.
— May 14, 2026 07:32AM Add a comment
The Great Shadow: A History of How Sickness Shapes What We Do, Think, Believe, and Buy

Melanie
Melanie is on page 174 of 358 of One & Only
I am loving this book so so so so so so so so so so so much it’s insane. I’m only just barely halfway through and already I want to start it all over again just so I’m on a constant loop of reading this book I’m obsessed.
— May 11, 2026 03:29PM Add a comment
One & Only

Melanie
Melanie is starting The Astral Library
Is this shameless fan service? Yes. But am I Fan, so this book is entirely working for me? Also yes.
— May 04, 2026 12:35PM Add a comment
The Astral Library

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