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title drop yoooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I happen to like life. I've been alive for a while, I'm used to it..." amazing line

"Captain Willy Herzog, nicknamed the Hog"

Fitness center audiobook had to go back to the library and now has 3-week wait....I can't concentrate on nonfiction while biking soooooo an other book!!! Luckily I'm going though this super fast

A GUY WITH A MONOCLE??

"THE BLUE ANARCHISTS" sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

i have to roll my eyes at this extended analogy comparing fiction writing to autohypnosis...you know that's fake, right

i don't think hatefucking is real outside of fanfiction

"I'm not a doctor, I never took the oath, but I practice yoga." what am i reading

this book has got me pulling my hair and acting like that one guy in the college interview video "i reject the premise of the question. i reject the premise of the question. i reject the premise of the question. i reject the premise of the question"

WHO CAAARES WHO THE FUCK CAAARES

homegirl is saying the most suspicious thing at every opportunity and yet no one is calling her out on it

literally what the fuck is this old man's problem

"She wasn't an up-and-downs-emotions type of person; usually she was quiet and calm and even-keeled." CITATION NEEDED???

literally what's stopping these townspeople from killing this red-haired bitch

this is the second time the love interest's laugh has been described as "warm and furry" FURRY????

okay the cactus is funny

seems really odd to me that magic would be highly exclusive and controlled by the government and yet any old librarian gets taught how to read and perfectly pronounce the magic language

i really don't understand the need to be secretive about the fact that a REVOLUTION has happened and an ENTIRE EMPIRE has been dissolved...that's kinda information people need to know! surely there's a way to tell people that without risking them knowing you are in possession of illegal spellbooks

"she realized that none of her librarian colleagues offered for her to come with them when they escaped the library" because you're a goddamn LIABILITY, girl!!!!

it is baffling that someone who is so averse to interacting with other people and relying on them for help is simultaneously so bad at being self-sufficient. you'd think she'd learn at LEAST a thing or two !!