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This story is causing me to undergo a huge readingslump!!

"You," Kate said, very carefully, "have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."

This is why I love Kate so much. A Jet engine landed on her house, crushing her only vehicle in the process, and the National Transportation Safety Board is just babbling away, making it out as a not so serious situation.

"Jeez, you kill one old man and suddenly no one wants to sit at your lunch table." This made me chuckle. Yes, how dare they let her sit all by herself??