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Goodreads kept logging me out and I was too lazy to find my password to log back in but I’m backkkk

if you or a loved one has ever been personally victimized by Stridex pads, please call now 💔💔
on a real note those things were the WORST

I’m going to be sick idk if I can do this

earned a star for the Jack Kittel mention

what is even going on this is so odd but so slow

“Gideon” is not the name that comes to mind when I think sexy hockey player but okay

I’m gonna finish it, but all this book has done for me so far is ensure that I’ve made the right decision in not having children. my motherly instinct would have been long gone by now. Mr. Scratch can have her lil annoying ass

the writing is nice but good lord we need to pick up the pace here

oh god I already know where this is going

out of all his books I’ve read this is the only one to make me nauseous

oh I am LOVING this

I’m not ready for this to end

idk how he managed to make a clogged toilet more disgusting than it already is but he damn straight did it

holy shit, this is intense

this is reminding me of those ARGs that used to be all over Youtube. except I actually like this

if David Sodergren teaches you anything, it’s that ✨men fucking suck✨

I can’t stop reading David Sodergren books 😵‍💫

my computer has been giving me issues, I’ll respond to comments and friend requests asap!!

“Die then, you dumb-assed bitch” she’s so real for that

I don’t care how many generations of inbred you are, human teeth cannot chew through all that. I refuse to believe it