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This one is taking me forever. The first chapter is soooo dense, nevertheless I persist

scott hunter it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you

kip grady it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

the fmc is seriously driving me bonkers bananas crazy but i’ve gotten this far can i really stop now…

i am ✨ uncomfortable ✨

i’m predicting *********’* if i’m right........

am i hallucinating

“what are you saying? that jack gave her the drugs? just because he’s black, you’re thinking-“ the way she’s going to ruin the cop’s whole career soooo true

i hate naomi .

broment if she hooks up with her teacher.......abbi glines don’t do this to me

i love baxter sm an angel a literal angel

any white man who insists on being called “uncle” by young girls who aren’t related to him is one hundred percent a pedophile which is weird because it’s such a significant and respectful term in native american and south asian culture white people truly ruin everything huh

how are you gonna raise a kid for like eighteen whole years just to be like “fugeddaboutit!” when some random dude throws him out on to the streets because of the orders of a guy in prison. is this real life

oh. OH!

oh. OH!

pinmei literally invented unlikable main characters she personally set the feminist movement back like 8,000 years

pinmei literally invented unlikable main characters she personally set the feminist movement back like 8,000 years

my need to make unnecessarily snarky comments about everything vs. the people on this site and their ability to tolerate me

“So, like, do you want to”—he made a gesture with two fingers like a pair of scissors—“go all the way?”

i don’t have the energy to unpack this but know that this is why i don’t teach middle school

🎶 why was this book recommended for third through fifth graders 🎶 that’s docious atrocious 🎶

“George had been reading websites about transitioning since Scott had taught her how to clear the web browser history on Mom’s computer.”

i’m sorry since scott taught her WHAT

“And I know, no matter how much it feels that way when I’m alone late at night, it’s not my fault either. It’s not mine.”

lowkey this book popped off

um okay bitch maybe mary crockett snapped

i hate charlie and why