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I knew it! Sneaky bastard

I wish I could do a gif as an update because really?

I can’t stand this PG shit. Seriously.

Ok, let’s get into this finally and see what happens…

Nooooooooo omg no. So wrong

Pfft you should have double knotted those bitches if you wanted em to stay on.

She knows all that but she didn’t recognize his voice at the club? Riiiiiiight

I knew that bitch was trifling!

Bahhhhh I knew it!

I’m starting to get suspish of this friend of hers.

Really, I’m supposed to believe a girl that’s had sex twice has graduated to fisting that quick? Mmmkay

Uhhhhh uhhhh idk how I feel about that. Never thought I’d see that in a book, that’s for sure.

You’re keeping his manties in your desk at work?! Bruh

Of course his middle name is Matthew. Of course lol

Whoa ok, hard pivot. And didn’t she just bang the other guy earlier? Yikes, bro.

Khakis?! Sexy!

Paige, the girl from tonight?! Who?! And tonight when? Why is everything happening off the page? I don’t get it. This is starting to read like random scenes slapped together.

Girl what do you mean you can’t breathe? You got nostrils, breathe through your nose, grow gills, something.

Hmmmm is twinny twin not so dead after all?

Hmmm her mother perhaps? The last of the missing?

This is coming back to bite someone in the ass.

Good god, authors, can we think about our word choices? Nothing kills a well written sex scene like dropping a “member” in there.

That’s right, get him, Frankie!

Hahaha I knew it!

…..why wouldn’t the family have money, they have generational wealth, like…. This is girl is stupid.

Wait, what? How has she worked in wine sales for this many years but doesn’t know how the grapes are harvested? That makes no sense.

Nahhhh no way, that ring is tainted, you need a new one.

Pfffft that’s not incentive at all, Karina, come on.

Again, why are these 3 dorks playing hero and not their men? Or why aren’t they also brining their men for backup? Numpties.

FINALLY! BYEEEEEEEEE