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This book is so fucking stupid OF COURSE IT WASN’T HER BODY

I don’t think anaphylactic means what this author think it means. Maybe a quick google check before publishing the book might be good, hm?

While I still love the writing style, so far I’m a bit put off by how similar the story feels to Migrations

If you’re going to give French names to things (and on the very first page, too) maybe check the spelling and grammar like, let’s meet the very minimum effort

I never want this to end, where are this author’s other books /cries/

I was not expecting this to be so incredibly delightful and touching, why is it making me feel these thiiings

I’m so bored and it’s so painfully obvious where this is going, is there a point aside from the Marcellus chapters?!

If my name was Eloise and someone kept calling me “Lou”, of all things, it would drive me up a fucking wall and the story would end right then and there.

I am not loving the turn this has taken tbh

« He’s nice to look at, but not good on the ears. »

How hard would it have been to write « He’s easy on the eyes, not so much on the ears »???

Apologies if I got this wrong but Abby’s grandpa, who is 68 but everyone in the book acts like he’s 90, moved in with them after his wife died -before Abby was born- so when he was around 50?! Maybe family dynamics are vastly different here culturally than where I live but this just sounds weird. Did he not still have a job? Do we assume that one’s life stops after 50 (let alone 68)?!

A supposedly responsible adult taking kids who 1. Don’t know how to swim 2. Have never canoed, without explaining basic safety measures, is giving me anxiety. This is not what I signed up for here!

This is YA Night Film only not so well done meets The Inheritance Games and... I'm not here for either

I was willing to be lenient and went in knowing what others have said, but I have to admit that 200 pages in, I’m… bored. While I usually love the fact that Ireland is almost a character unto itself in TF books, the endless pub discussions are really not it. And if there were any kind of stakes or plot I’d let it go, but alas, that is severely lacking too.

This is entertaining enough but the writing leaves something to be desired. What is « My cheeks tightened » supposed to mean and why is it being used so much?! She’s smiling? Cringing?! Getting Botox?!?
Fanfic prose at its worst.

So much talk about diapers, and nursing, and useless paragraphs about inane things the kids are doing . I DON’T CARE.

So far, this feels like a very weak, very "let's pile all of the misery on the main character for no reason" Hunger Games copycat, and I am not here for it.

I am enjoying this A LOT.

Who gets drunk on cider, of all things?! Sexy ferret guy is, indeed, a loser.

How... was this written by the person who came up with Night Film?
How...many more times can I stand that guy calling the other geniuses (lol) "child"
How... many already overused concepts is this book trying to copy
So many questions, so little incentive to keep reading.

Jazz -and this book- are painfully unfunny. I can't believe this is from the same guy who wrote The Martian.
(Actually, I can, because he clearly tried to replicate that here but it really, really doesn't work.)

Not here for this Handmaid's Tale quote stealing, tbh. (And yes, I know it's not *from* HT but... come on)

FINALLY

Does this get better...? I'm about to DNF but I actually bought the stupid thing -_-
Damn my "I need a big beach book!" impulses.

This... hurts to read.