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Freaking Chaol and Yrene are COUPLE GOALS!
I also love that Yrene wouldn’t have let him deal with his trauma by himself. And that she took a stand against that bastard Papa Westfall!

I am crying uncontrollably.

You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.
You do not yield.

“It is the strength of this that matters.”

😭❤️‍🔥

Why do you cry, Fireheart?

IM WEEPING

NOX OWEN WHAT A THROW BACK

I want Cairn’s head on a PLATTER

“Have you ever considered being an environmental tourist?” asked Noah.

“Is that what they call moving back in with your parents nowadays?” snorted Harold. Noah flushed and went back to poking the fire.

🤣🤣🤣

“I’m a paranormal virgin.” 😂

Okay OUCH I am weeping as this living man dances with the ghost of his lost love. WEEPING

I think I know what the twist is going to be… I’m almost certain. But I’ll let Death go on his merry holiday journey and just enjoy the story ☺️

“Silence, wench.”

😂😂😂 I’d missed Aris

“If she had control of herself, she’d ripped his throat out with her teeth.”
UM FORESHADOWING MUCH?!

Celaena… I think there’s a high probability that it COULD be Arobyn.

I am lying in bed SOBBING.

Oh my gosh I’m going to throw up… I can feel it in my gut…

“We have all the time in the world.”
Sam… I don’t know if that’s true.

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!

What do you MEAN YOU HAVE A SHIFTER NIECE?!

WAIT HOLY MOTHER THIS IS WILD INFORMATION!!!

I am SHOOK. SHOOK! VALG QUEEN! I am… unwell. I didn’t suspect that AT ALL TF

I FREAKING KNEW MAEVE WASN’T JUST A FAE

NEVER FREAKING MIND! NEVER FFFFRREEEEEAAAAKKKIIINGGGG MIND!!!! I’m doing a freaking dance!!! Go Chaol! Go Chaol! Go go goooo!

CHAOL YOU DUMMY *face palm*

I can’t… I fing can’t. Everyone. EVERYONE SHOWING UP. AELIN IS A GENIUS.

Lorcan and Aedion, I hope you feel like HOT GARBAGE YOU IDIOTS

“She had made plans for all of them, but none for herself.”

STOP I AM OPENLY WEEPING.

HOLY FREAKING MAEVE. HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT.

IM GOING TO THROW UP AND CRY!

“Nameless is my cost.”

I AM ON THE VERGE OF WEEPING.

Oh my ahhhhh. I feel like shit is about to HIT THE FAN. Aelin and Manon are off on adventure time and Maeve’s ships are everywhere and I can’t help but feel like SJM says “oh, it’s the last hundred pages… I should probably inflict some emotional damage to some poor girl just sitting at her work desk reading this book.” ME. SHES INFLICTING PAIN ON ME.

“A face crafted of nightmares and midnight fantasies.”

DORIAN! YOU HEATHEN MAN.

“Witch or woman… as long as the parts that matter are there.”

DORIAN. HAVILLIARD.

Manon to Abraxos: Take me somewhere safe

*Abraxos flies directly to Dorian*

Abraxos: I’ve always wanted a dad