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The kids are so precious ugh

Demon is such a cute kid bro he doesn’t deserve all this but gotta love how he brushes things off.

Tommy 😭🥺

Ok maybe he’s just gonna be put to work

Good lord this kid is ab to get molested right 😭

Also it’s not normal to tell this acquaintance that you’ve never c*me before. That is not normal and very weird behavior. And even weirder was bros response 😭😭

I actually can’t get through this. Is this how her first series was written? This is so painfully cringy. 😭 “The gargoyle let out a raucous hoot, and Rory— There was a world behind Rory’s dark eyes. It was as if he could see everything all at once when he looked at me, and it was far too much, but he wanted all of it.”

This is giving the author’s other book 💀 special girl meets vigilante friend group with special rare objects

This is so random and cheesy I hate it

Bruh this is so random

I don’t like how it jumps around

So confused how this girl has never been outside her pawnshop door yet also knows where it’s located in Tokyo, can recognize accents, and knows what the police are.

Sus that he can’t see Rocky’s spaceship

Ugh I knew I should have gone into physics

Damn Milo sux #capitalism

This is so stupid 😭

But now she couldn’t help but wonder: Was Jacks the reason for this engagement? What if the blood Jacks had painted on her lips had infused her kiss with magic that made Apollo fall in love with her?

only NOW you wonder this? Idiot

This bitch Evangeline would pmo sooo bad if I met her in real life I really can’t stand her

Yossarian is so funny he’s such a rage-baiter

What 😭😭

“She doesn’t seem like the type of girl to swoon over such basic decencies, such as not eating her, but maybe my good buddy Stockholm will help me out.”

“I think the feminist gods will forgive me if I use a little seduction to get out of the clutches of an ogre. Fuck that guy. Operation Pussy-Trap, commence.”
I’m fucking scared idk if I can go on🫣

Oh god she’s been baby-oiled

Thanks Jared for the rec and I’m scared

Omg it’s due in two days another race against time 😣 why do I do this to myself

400+ pages due in 4 days….let the race begin

Wormwood, you bumbling fool!

Assuming his advice is solicited, Screwtape is actually a goated uncle. He really just wants his nephew to succeed.

New motto: “So do not allow any temporary excitement to distract you from the real business of undermining faith and preventing the formation of virtues.”

Olympic level kissers wtf