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Just finished this one and the next in the series, and I really liked them..
It helped that one of my favorite narrators read this to me as I love all her voices...
It's what happened to Hansel and Gretel later in life...

I am so fucking excited to get this that I actually put pants on on a Saturday and ran to the liberry when I heard it was in!
All my plans for the weekend are more scrapped.
I've been dying for a new Miles book for long time. Me loves him.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Since I just read two good accounts of Glass and Colter, this pretty much sucks. It's like they didn't even do any research, and aren't even bothering to stick to the known stories at all.

This is the truer story of the dude in the new movie The Revenant...except, I've been told, that the dude never did exact revenge in the end..which to me makes a better story..
To every one who wishes to live in old timey days..read this! and be happy in our now!

I picked this out of the blue since I love the narrator, and I am really enjoying it. Kinda olde timey, definitely fun, I keep thinking a cliched trope is coming...but it doesn't! Hooray!

So far this is just wonderful!
And Bronson Pinchot once again gives good voices!

Really liking this one from the author too!

Apparently I am reading a book that will be published next year...
So far an adequate read, nothing to write home about, but then again, nothing so bad, stupid, or ill written than i can't enjoy the story. Kinda like watching Law and Order, not my absolute favorite...but this one looks interesting...and it is

This has me laughing quietly to myself at work..has only vague relation to the movie, which i absolutely adored..

So far, really funny. Especially since he reads it himself. He does swear a lot, he said he didn't think he did until he started reading his own book..but it makes it very fun. And I think every one should read their own autobiography. I'm going to hear your voice in my head anyway, make it a reality.

So far, really funny. Especially since he reads it himself. He does swear a lot, he said he didn't think he did until he started reading his own book..but it makes it very fun. And I think every one should read their own autobiography. I'm going to hear your voice in my head anyway, make it a reality.

My favorite line so far...

Rosa is in the tub, she does autopsies for a living...

She poked a big toe out of the water, and imagined it with a tag.
" whoa, that's fucked up," she thought and considered a change in careers.

My gods, it's like it was written by a 15 year old. At least not a 15 year old girl...I'm waiting for him to bust some moves on a skateboard

Less than an hour into the book, and I'm sad. Sad that the protagonist will not die a gruesome death. Gods i hate him from the first chapter he was introduced. Maybe it's the narrator...but he's just to bro-y for me..

I have never read a Patterson book, but I see his bold name on many books on hold at the library, and I see this is coming out as a movie soon, so I thought I'd try.

I love this series and need more! The audio narrator is fabulous!

That was a gas!

Fun book, and I'm learning some odd history too!

I enjoyed the first one, but I really loved this one.