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So little read, yet there’s already been an aborted blowjob and a flip-flop fuck in the swimming pool. And our hero is young enough to keep it up (you see what I did there?) for years to come.

Well, marking it completed, but a choose your own adventure book is never really completed, is it?

“Progress” is a relative concept in a choose-your-own-adventure book. Page 198 of 236 looks like 84% done, but in fact it’s the end of my chosen adventure #6. I might finish the story on page 64 next time. So when am I finished reading??