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Halla got ADHD for real for real

Spiral all you want I'll untwist you however you end up

It is not the heroine that makes the story, ghra. It is the story that makes the heroine

"She had been fighting a war inside herself for over a decade and still chose to live. If she thought that made her broken she did not understand what warriors were made of." Viggo the orc that you are

"Pretend we have a higher IQ than lettuce" Cabbage man would not approve 😅

The enemies have most definitely become lovers 🤭

"I see you, Zephyra. The worst parts and the best parts. I see you..."
Guys he *sees* her

"My darkness can be your darkness.Your light can be my light" excuse the squeals of utter you complete me delight you hear in the distance.

The enemies are in very much no longer enemy territory....

Still not lovers :/ be busy fighting giant squids then whatever

" I'm not a fucking dolphin" " No, but you're about two sharp fangs away from a bat"

The enemies are now reluctant allies and have reluctantly made out...as one does👀

The enemies do be eneming

"'$hit' 'What' 'You're right' 'My condolences. This has clearly been very hard on you.'"

So we're gonna just skip over the traumatizing things her parents said while I scrape my flabbergasted jaw off the floor cool cool cool

“Are you okay?” Not a question I can deal with right now. “Nope. But I’m hilarious. That’s something.”

So scowting?

"I'm a grown man Nora I can buy my own Bigfoot erotica thank you very much" 🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes a secluded grotto how convenient 🤨

Not Mayaggedden 🤣

I'm ready for the spoiled brat comments to die thank you

Shadow gates sure come in handy