Alex > Recent Status Updates

"My darkness can be your darkness.Your light can be my light" excuse the squeals of utter you complete me delight you hear in the distance.

The enemies are in very much no longer enemy territory....

Still not lovers :/ be busy fighting giant squids then whatever

" I'm not a fucking dolphin" " No, but you're about two sharp fangs away from a bat"

The enemies are now reluctant allies and have reluctantly made out...as one does👀

The enemies do be eneming

"'$hit' 'What' 'You're right' 'My condolences. This has clearly been very hard on you.'"

So we're gonna just skip over the traumatizing things her parents said while I scrape my flabbergasted jaw off the floor cool cool cool

“Are you okay?” Not a question I can deal with right now. “Nope. But I’m hilarious. That’s something.”

So scowting?

"I'm a grown man Nora I can buy my own Bigfoot erotica thank you very much" 🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes a secluded grotto how convenient 🤨

Not Mayaggedden 🤣

I'm ready for the spoiled brat comments to die thank you

Shadow gates sure come in handy

"'Sleeping' Coach calls it. I hear great things. Would love to try it someday "

I'm so scared 😰

There is a flip between timelines and it flips at the suspenseful times every time