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Has anyone ever been higher on their own farts?

How do you sail from China to London without seeing land in between?

So this is just not good writing I guess? Like Professor Lovell is never introduced to the kid and somehow he just knows his name?

So far, it’s a poorly written, boring Parable of the Sower

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mX-NhaLpaq...

So far, Barry has dropped the N-word 17 times uncritically and anally raped two girls.

30 pages in and there’s already been cousin sex and 3 racial slurs (including an N-bomb). Buckle up bitches

My words fail me. Instead please read Powell’s description of an undergrad (note: scene is on campus and penises play no role in the surrounding narrative):

“A boy undergraduate slouched past them. “Hi professor Wills,” he said, beaming with strong upper arms and a curl of blonde hair and a bulge down there.”

Words can’t even describe how bad this is

Unsurprisingly, I prefer the spider people to the classicist.

Dialogue is just plain bad

Word salad